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Would still be a single-cell organism (granted, a colony of copies of that cell) trying to pass on their genetic material :z
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Did you know that Ben Kenobi had a twin brother, Obi Lan Kenobi?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes, they're both part of my social network.
/ravi
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Is J. R. R. Tolkien Ring?
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Forcebook?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, they're both part of my social network
I thought your social network consisted of your laptop, Visual Studio, the coffee machine, and the programmable fridge you bought for Christmas? 
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Actually I've become frightfully social over the past year. Even started playing guitar in clubs around town. 
/ravi
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Sounds cool 
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Nish Nishant wrote: Sounds cool
Oh I don't know about that, judging from the rotten eggs and tomatoes that were thrown.
/ravi
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The farce is strong in you.
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The same joke for someone who speaks in an Indian accent would be :
Do you know Obi Wan's twin brother Obi Two Kenobi?
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You could throw in Obie Trice Kenobi if they were triplets...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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If there was any doubt about whether I kinda stretched the joke too far, you've now totally sealed its fate. Luckily there's no down voting here any more. Whew!
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We can always mark it as spam.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I am now fully assimilated in the Windows 10 Borg Cube, but my wife is still out in the cold. I keep telling her that resistance is futile, but then she just glares at me. Scary! What should I do? Threaten her? Plead with her? Any suggestions?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Give in and upgrade to Win7? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You've got this the wrong way around. You're the one in the cold!
Life is too shor
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But it's so nice and toasty in here!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Let her back in the house.
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If flattery doesn't work try Jewelry?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.1 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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I will try that. I have tried pitching woo, but after 49 years of marriage, that magic no longer works as well as it should.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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All the Wow has gone out of the Woo...hate it when that happens.
Congrats on the longevity, don't hear that much these days!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.1 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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