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You will burn in hell for this blasphemy.
Or maybe not.
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Pastafarianism is my official religion in Civilization!
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This[^] was my favourite religion. unfortunately it had to be closed. It was founded in this[^] episode of Last Week Tonight.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Is there a secret - but only slightly evil - society called the Illuminaughty?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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There is a secret, albeit a little crazy, society called the Illuminutty.
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As well as a secret society of rope enthusiasts called the Illuminknotty.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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There's a secret insect society called the Illumignatty.
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That might be a problem for the yarn loving folks in the Illumiknitty.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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They can just knit some trivets for the members of the Illumignocchi.
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I agree, but I think the Illumingnocci may have to hook up the secretive egg loving society, the Albumenotti.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
modified 29-Feb-16 15:35pm.
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Yeah, and one a little more evil called Illuminasty! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That was gonna be my next one.
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Illuminachos... mmmhhhh....
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Whatever, they will soon be totally wiped out by the Elliminaty!
Life is too shor
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There is also a secret society of good dressers called the Illuminatty.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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They are looked down upon by their upper class relations - the Illuminhaughty
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I want to join!
veni bibi saltavi
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Then there's the not-so-secret CP society called the Illuminerdy (~12.1 million members).
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I hear they are actively immanentizing the eschaton which, they believe, will precipitate their final cosmic battle with the Soaparifics, after which, only the one true light bulb will remain lit.
«In art as in science there is no delight without the detail ... Let me repeat that unless these are thoroughly understood and remembered, all “general ideas” (so easily acquired, so profitably resold) must necessarily remain but worn passports allowing their bearers short cuts from one area of ignorance to another.» Vladimir Nabokov, commentary on translation of “Eugene Onegin.”
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I attended a Soaparific meeting once. I ended up falling asleep. I awoke clean, however, strange as it was.
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Do the members get in through Illumination?
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Have you made alternative plans for Dec 31st? I was planning to fall back on a combination of Google docs and Open office for that one day.
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They'll issue a service pack before then, I'm sure.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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What happens on Dec 31st? 
Marc
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Dec 30th is the 365th day this year. 
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