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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Thems aintn't dogs! Thems's worse than Cats!
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: hems's worse than Cats!
I used to think that way but I've grown very fond of a couple of local wah-wahs who are up for anything including terrifying the Newfoundland at the end of our street!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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If you want a cheerful and pleasant dog with low demands that's peaceful to everyone including other dogs you should consider a Bichon Frise.
Among the drawbacks are that they can be difficult to housebreak, separation anxiety, and being looked down on at the local water hole.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Any other suggestions of small to medium sized dogs which are good family dogs, have a loyal temperament and have at least a modicum of sanity? I don't want a yapper or nipper, I want a good dog that isn't too large.
A Cat.
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If I wanted my house destroyed and all value in my life decimated, I'd move to Southampton.
veni bibi saltavi
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I am always a little nervous the of Jack Russel, as from experience they Yap constantly, jump up constantly and get under your feet. I have always liked bigger dogs as they don't. just my tuppence worth!.
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From my experience Jacks are intelligent and loyal and the majority are not yappers; neither of mine were. Though one was an recidivist, with little or no redeeming qualities*, they are great little dogs.
* Okay, he managed to get a neighbour's German Shepherd up the duff. A feat which can be attributed to either him having a step ladder or her being at least amenable to the idea.
veni bibi saltavi
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Quote: Okay, he managed to get a neighbour's German Shepherd up the duff.
Well that is impressive! the sear difference means the resultant pups are going to be quite rare...
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Why not go to Baskervilles [^] to find a real Hound!
Life is too shor
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Given the choice I'd go for a Jack Russell
My neighbours have a yappy little sh*t-machine Jack Russell. The bastard thing never shuts up. If you're looking for something to make your new neighbours hate you, that's the one to go for.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Whatever variety you get, you may find this Guide to dog ownership[^] handy. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Weirdly mine loves going to the vet. It's all I can do to stop her running in every time we go anywhere near the place!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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We had a English Springer Spaniel and it was really nice; but we were not prepared to have a dog.
The thing is that you have to train it and train yourself to train it.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Maximilien wrote: you have to train it
Nah! Springers train you! It's all in the mind. They patiently teach you not to mind what they're doing!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: just West of [REDACTED].
Blimey, that's a bit of a dump, I'd prefer Walsall. 
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We have had a series of Pugs over the years, and liked them. We currently have two, both from rescue missions - one is blind in one eye, deaf, and has some health issues but still is the happiest thing around. Neither is yappy (although they will make sure any visitors are checked out as to the owners of the land), and both are calm, cool and collected.
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We have a Dachshund. Lovable little fart he is. The only time we hear a sound out of him is if he's hurt, or if he's dreaming (he yips in his sleep occasionally, it's adorable.)
The breed in general is rather well tempered, and can be trained (as ours is) to be quiet. They're also quite loyal, though ours seems to be more codependent (he's practically attached to my wife's hip!)
The only drawback to the breed is that they can be a bit food-obsessed. Ours will be 13 years old in a few months, and he still runs around like he's high on speed when it comes time to eat.
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Hello all,
Let's say we do have a nice professional printer that handles papers in a super nice way but it looks like the black toner for that printer has finished aaaaaaaand drumroll, nobody distributes toners of that super brand. Apart of course of the normal distributor who will need 4 days to get a new toner... Usually they send toners as the same printer tells them it is running out of ink, but something has gone wrong with the communication and they have not received any feedback from the printer...
Well, in order to allow people to print, we do have an old brother printer and I've unpacked it, set it up and started it... only to see that the black ink toner was also empty.
No worries we've gone to a local reseller and got a new toner. Replaced it and now we have a nice message on the printer display which reads "impossible to print, read the manual".
And the manual says: "some mechanical issue has happened, just unplug the printer for some minutes and try it again".
This is now an infinite loop... Anyone here has an idea on how to solve the Brother printer issue?
As always thank you in advance! 
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Joan Murt wrote: This is now an infinite loop... Anyone here has an idea on how to solve the Brother printer issue?
Joan, is the Brother printer connected to a network?
If so, can you login to the Web console of the printer and check to see if there are any logs you can read to see what the problem is?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Hi Michael!
The only thing I can see is the "status monitor" which shows me a small log with only one entry:
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Date/time | Message | Status
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now | Impr. Impossible | 70300
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And it doesn't look Internet offers a lot of help regarding the 70300 message...
Any idea?
I'm planning to make a firmware update (which I'm sure it won't update a thing but who knows).
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Gotta love printers; for a business model that seams built around giving away printers to sell the ink you'd think it'd be easier to get new cartridges. We recently had to retire the printer in our lab because the old toner we had stored had gone bad (I'm guessing whoever was supposed to turn the containers over every X months either decided he didn't need to or got laid off without handing the duty off) and because it was old and they could the only vendor still selling toner for it wanted $1200 for them. 
the new printer works, but it's a soulless desktop model; it's predecessor was a floor model that looked like R2D2 after a binge on the candybox that normally fuels all work in the lab. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Oh. That's disappointing. I was expecting a nice, cosy story about a venerable monk churning out the parish magazine on an original Guttenberg!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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What kind of printer is it? You may want to try Brother Solutions Center[^] with the model.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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