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Should you see someone wearing mismatch socks, despair not, for it merely is but a set of identical twins married off at wash 'n dry.
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If I ever happen to put on mismatched socks, and someone asks, the response I have at the ready is that I have another pair at home just like it.
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yaaaaaaawwnn.
Someone post something of value... PUULEEAAZE!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We interrupt this thread for BREAKING NEWS!
The typist of this post just broke a nail (and the bit it off, like all good typists do).
We now returnd you to our regularly scheduled thread... 
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Will Bruce Willis continue making action movies? Because you know what they say about old habits...
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They usually contain old monks? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Only in Cadfael.
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as far as they don't contain twelve monkeys
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I had a sixth sense you would say that.
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You Kschuler wrote: had a sixth sense
And those who claim to be Unbreakable must have six packs 
*I can't find my coat anywhere here* 
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Will Will Smith smith? Yes, Will Smith will smith
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Sander Rossel wrote: Will Smith will smith
So who'll pay the Bill Owen?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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yaaaaaaawwnn.
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I know some of you will laugh at this but this is serious. I've done Nuclear Power Software in the past ( Nuclear Safety Systems ). I just wanted to remind you fellow cpians that are doing software in industries that might attract terrorist to re-think your decision and maybe change jobs ! No, CHANGE JOBS ! Especially if you live in the USA. Mommys little monsters are moving up the world of Terrorism these days and its getting real !
The NSA, CIA, Military(DOD) and DIA seem to not be able to do much about these "Candy" Socialist that are on the Fed Payroll ! Some of them get a little freaked out about Suicide Clusters (NOT WHERE I LIVE )and might hold you hostage !!!!
Once again, I'm posting this message so you can re-think the software position that you might have.
Good luck !
Here come the jokes !  <-- Is that what we are supposed to do ?
modified 21-Mar-16 13:19pm.
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So...you think terrorists are going to target the offices where developers work (normally a huge distance from power stations)?
Um. Either I'm horrifically naive, you're horribly paranoid, or you ought to give up smoking / swallowing / injecting the nice herbs... 
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I got confused, are the attacks coming from terrorists or socialists, or are the terrorists socialists?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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"Candy" Socialist that are on the Fed Payroll. I think he wants to privatize the national security.
it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Is that anything to do with Candy Crush?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Is that her real name?
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Edward Snowden was hired by NSA via a private contractor 
So you have to give it to him, he really thought this one through 
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If you ask DD (or a Donald Trump supporter), I'm sure the answer will be that socialists are terrorists.
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Secure offices not even good target...Those are build in a way that attacking it will be a door-to-door combat...If they looking to taking over the information via network - every room can be shoot down individually...and so on..
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Actually I would love some actions... It will be interesting to see from the bullet/break-in-out/fire proof room how they attack the complex...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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