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The EU will force you to let weeds stay in the garden.
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But it's only for private consumption, I'm sure... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Quote: The EU will force you to let weeds stay in the garden
Hippie alert! Hippie alert! The EU is turning out to be run by hippies! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Hoe Hoe Hoe. Yet what ideas will stem from the thoughts you've just planted?
Another dirty secret, perhaps? You can vine all want, but whither you like it or not this thread's gone to seed.
Just one of those daisy'd rather not have gotten out of bed.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I'vy a hard time digging up a joke to post
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C'mon. Leave the weed alone! What will your politicians smoke if you destroy the weed?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Anything! They don't inhale...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Marie Antoinette said: "Let them eat cake."
I say: "Let them smoke their socks!" 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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But they should be more careful about getting sap on black dresses.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's a dandy line!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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What do you listen to when coding?
Me it is a combination of alt rock electronica and podcasts!
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The airco, muttering of coworkers and some occasional swear-words.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I usually listen to people yakking away, while wishing they would STFU.
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Kacey Musgraves or the Libertines.
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Gentle crying, myself and/or others...
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Why? What's wrong with AWS? I'm interviewing with them at the moment ... 
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You and probably 10,000 others are interviewing currently.
They interview thousands of people because they people constantly quitting. Average person lasts year-18 months.
If you make it to the onsite interviews its 5 or 6 in a row, where the people ask the same cult-like questions and follow up questions.
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So in other words should be easy for me to get in 
Still, can't be much worse than being an underpaid, overworked code monkey in a softward dev house / app sweatshop. Two previous co-workers ended up there and they're enjoying it. Since they're as pedantic as I am, if not more, this bodes well I think  I hope, anyway.
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Electrons toiling away in their silicon prison cells. Their tortured cries could break you heart... I find it so hard to remain positive with them around.
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They really should learn to conduct themselves in a more professional manner.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Quote: find it so hard to remain positive
Well, that's because electrons are always so negative!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Silence, mostly.
Or the screams of the damned. They are like music to me.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Nagging, mostly.
FTFY
We all know you work from home.
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