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Yes I did!
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No you didn't. (Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam?) 
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This argument is no more. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late argument. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the thread, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-argument.
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And now for something completely different.
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RUs123 wrote: And now for something completely different.
A man with a tape recorder up his nose? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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A hovercraft full of eels.
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And now:
Number 1 - The LARCH!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: A man with a tape recorder up his nose?
Tell me it snot so!
(Please speak a bit louder and directly to my face, thank you)
Sniffle.
Sorry - what was that, again?
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OriginalGriff wrote: "Gladys"
Special *characters* not allowed
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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OriginalGriff wrote: And we just call this argument "Gladys"?
Or (as per your post above this one) if via Microsoft, it would be called "gladys".
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That's why I use Chrome instead of Edge...
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Not GladysEmmanuelleLookYouRonnie?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You know such a 'true', 'false' verbosity is for sissies.
Real programmers write
DoProc(obj,2,0,1,0,1);
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I see a '2' there. Bro you missed it. This is still not for real men.  Rofl
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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People who write methods with multiple bool arguments are the ones who should be fired! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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True!
[OldNewThing^]
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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(Note to self: In future, use Enums with only two valid values)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's a better option than having multiple bool arguments. Or even one bool argument, if it's not obvious what the value means. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Hello there. Since english is not my first language so I got confused when my potential future employer asked me this question (after watching presentation of products ) and I quote
Quote: What type of cooperation you think we can do?
In what context he is asking this question ? Thanks for teaching me some english here
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I feel the need to clear that: I have worked on certain opencv products. And I was presenting to him that his company does not have these products and I could be employed to work on these.
modified 14-Apr-16 3:39am.
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Django_Untaken wrote: presentation of products
Django_Untaken wrote: What type of cooperation you think we can do?
This words big warning "red flag" for Multi Level Marketing. Has he also mentioned "This project I'm working on", exciting opportunity, etc
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I suspect that he's trying to find out how you feel you can contribute to the future development and success of the products he's just shown you.
But...his English is worse than yours! 
The way it would probably be put in English might be "How do you see us working together?" but it's not that clear without the context of what else is going on.
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Django_Untaken wrote: What type of cooperation you think we can do?
You can cooperate by paying me twice as much salary that what you pay for this job. Apart from this, cooperate by paying my mortgage and paying my credit card bills.
I think the question is not phrased properly (I am not a native English speaker though).
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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The word "grudging" comes to mind.
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So this woman comes home after a day of shopping to find her husband in bed with a beautiful, young, blonde girl.
Of course she's furious, but just as she's about to leave her husbands says "Wait, I can explain..."
"When I drove home this afternoon I saw this girl at the side of the road.
She looked tired and sad so I stopped and offered her a ride.
She said she had not eaten in days so I offered her the leftovers you left in the fridge.
Her shoes were old and worn so I offered her some of your good shoes that you're not wearing anymore because they've gone out of fashion.
She was cold so I gave her that sweater I got you for your birthday, but which you don't wear because the color doesn't fit you.
And then I gave her a pair of your pants that you don't fit anymore."
"Then just when she was about to leave she asked me: is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?"
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