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I am officially old.
I didn't understand one fallutin' dag-nammit word of that he-lectronic communication.
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I guess I am too, even though I am only 23!
I think they are targeting teens (or people who haven't matured beyond that point, no matter how old they are).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Stuck it into Google Translate. No luck. Maybe it's some kind of public key encryption.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I thought I BAe intern was someone doing an internship at British Aerospace (BAE).
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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One of the nation’s most powerful appeals courts ruled Wednesday that sharing passwords can be a violation of the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, a catch-all “hacking” law that has been widely used to prosecute behavior that bears no resemblance to hacking. "Loose lips might sink ships"
Or:
Every password you share unlocks every login screen it's been with?
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Android was once a big part of Intel's plans in mobile devices, but the company is now paying much less attention to the OS. Intel (not) Inside
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The technology is designed to drive down the price of communications infrastructure "This is Radio Clash from pirate satellite"
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WebVR support is a work in progress for the Chromium project, which could one day change how we browse the Internet Oh. _Finally_
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They taught a robot to behave like a predator and hunt "prey," or a robot controlled by a human, using special software to aid the robot to mark its target and pounce. First Law people, it's right there in the First Law!
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Microsoft has officially launched AppSource, a new way for businesses to search for apps and add-ons that work with Microsoft's products and services like Office 365, Azure and more. Because there wasn't any way to find applications in the past
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While Microsoft may be many things to many people, some of which are critical where others are mere niceties, there is no denying that the company has its core focus and that focus has traditionally been associated with productivity in the form of Windows and Office. A sprawling monument to (near) infinite flexibility and byzantine complexity, loved by accountants?
Also, something about pivot tables.
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How they have no clue what the hell they are doing?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Localized function names in code, so to make Excel spreadsheets unusable across different languages?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Encouraging piracy - the Microsoft way.
I mean, just being allowed to call oneself "pirate" is an incentive on its own, but this...
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Check Point has published a report on the HummingBad malware campaign, finding that it generates $300,000 a month in fraudulent revenue with a pool of 85 million infected Android devices across the globe at its disposal. And they say there's no money in mobile development
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Kent Sharkey wrote: And they say there's no money in mobile development
You have my 5! 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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A 30-year-old Oakland man was arrested early Thursday morning for allegedly attacking Google’s headquarters in Mountain View, California with Molotov cocktails. If you don't like your search ranking, there are better solutions...
Let's just hope he can get a bit of psych help...
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What a wacko.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Maybe he learnt on Google how to make Molotov Cocktails and he just want to show his appreciation and achievements!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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If you’re going to study the behavior patterns of unicellular protozoans and predatory pseudocoelomates in a microscopic 3D environment, you might as well have a little fun with it. Waka waka waka...
It's all fun and games until the rotifers turn blue
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Spammers and malware attackers have taken over the new DNS top-level domains He's right, there isn't even a codeproject.xyz worth going to
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Looks at .info and .biz from the last expansion. Was anyone really surprised by this in the least?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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