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Looks like we just invented Scatalogical Humour Day. Must be money to be made from that, surely?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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So yesterday, Visual Studio 2012 started crashing on "Add Existing Project" when it opens the browser windows.
Visual Studio 2015 decided that Find All of some text (that I know exists) just sits there on "Find all..." in the Find Results window.
So, add the existing project with 2015, go back to 2012 where Find All works.
Well, at least Microsoft's bugs are different between product versions.
Marc
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That's why they say that the best developers are the ones who find creative solutions.
The ones who don't either can't open new projects, or can't find anything.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Did you get Dino sours in the Late Citrus Era?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If you don't fold properly, do you get a Megasorearse?
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Will you have an afterburner after eating too much chili?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You mean ring-sting? Only wet-wipes can cool that one down! 
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Just live at the border to Mexico for a few years and you will be immune for the rest of your life.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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People just have to put up with what happens in a K-series era.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You mean around the KT Perry boundary
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is that the one that's made of two large pieces of rubber, defended by loud screeching noises?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Still on the first read-through, but I've found half-a-dozen typo type problems. Do you want them in advance, or wait for completion / second read through?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Whenever you're in the mood.
It'll make the final line-edit* a lot less stressful, knowing that someone else has found at least most of the mini-errors that evade my gaze when I'm simply editing/rewriting.
* Imagine that you have to manually check 10,000 lines of code for typos/capitalisation errors, etc, and the only automation you have to help you is an unreliable PoC that's wrong more times than it's right.
That's what the final line-edit will be.
(And we're maybe a whisker too OT for the Lounge; I don't want it to look like promotion)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Oh, and don't forget likes and dislikes.
I won't change a damned thing because of anyone's likes/dislikes (do I Look Like a moron from hollywood?), but it's still interesting to see.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ask the B-Rex it will tell you!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I just had an inspirational moment. A borderline Eureka moment.
Admittedly (and fortunately) this is not experiential but theoretical. I strenuously urge,* however, the warning should be heeded most scrupulously.
Folding Toilet Tissue.
Depending upon your habits, you’ll pull off some number of sheets. Usually 6, but perhaps more with Scotties single ply (1000/roll) and considerably more with the likes of Marcal or store-brand single-plys. So far – so good.
Naturally, no one uses these without first folding into a conveniently sized tuft for application (i.e., residual buffing). This is usually repeated several times per session until the folded appliance appears (reasonably) free of streakage. But there is a hidden danger lying within this ritual!
If you do not give due notice to the manner in which you fold your tufts, it is possible that the perforations might align (this only need be close, not exact!). Should this rather unfortuitous situation occur, the application of pressure by you index finger over what will amount to an unsupported region (due to the underlying orifice structure) could easily result in breakthrough. Indeed, if you behaving a bit aggressively at the time, it may even result in an anal-poke and heart-wrenching sense of dismay.
The primary focus of this article is, of course, to warn you of the possibility that you may guard against it. One convenient mechanism is to count the sheets. If it is an even number, fold serially into thirds; if it’s an odd number, do likewise, but by halves. This will guarantee adequate phase-shift of perforations so as to allow a relaxed and confident application regimen capable of withstand utilization port-stern, stern-to-port, and novel circular patterns.
Good Luck and Safe Wiping!
* Carefully chosen expression if ever there was one!
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That stinks. What a sticky situation.
Have you sunk so low as to post this? Have I sunk so low as to respond? 
P.S. Only use two ply. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: P.S. Only use two ply.
If only it were that simple - but there's still the danger of perforation mode synchronization (PMS) - and the consequences thereof.
Also - enjoy sinking to the bottom. Once there, things can only get better.
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I'm using the 4-sheets-3-fold technique - works great (we have no single ply toilet tissue, or I do not know it... mine has 3)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Sounds better than the 'good old days' where one would sit in the sand with their feet in the air, using their hands to supply forward locomotion in order to drag oneself forward until . . .
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Primitive, we used corn cobs.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I've never used a corn cob.
Tell me. In your experience, do cobs work best with a lateral swipe or an end-on thrust?
And what of the mini-corn favored in many Asian cuisines?<br?
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[Baloo/Balboos] The bare necessities, they'll come to you.
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