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The Meaning of Life Part VII
"He's come about the reaping; I don't think we need any!" 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Two young nuns were cycling down a dark road during the second world war, with their Mother Superior, when they were accosted by some soldiers of the enemy camp.
While they were taking them in, one of the two young nuns pleaded with their captors saying 'Please spare our Mother Superior from sexual assault. Please let her go'
At this, Mother Superior shouted 'Shut up you bitch. WAR is WAR' 😤😡
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I'd rather be phishing!
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Did you apply the think test to this before posting?
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Probably soapbox material. 
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Hi Rajesh-ji,
I think the post is offensive enough, but, it may not be tasteless enough for the soapbox.
cheers, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Yes, the soapbox has seen far worse.
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Maybe, but when did we become a bunch of freakin' PC pansies?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I never did and will never be, but you know, thin-skinned individuals are usually the most repressive - and repressed - bunch of people you will ever meet.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Indeed!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Very good!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nothing wrong with Bundaberg rum but it does depend on what sort of rum you are used too.
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RossMW wrote: Nothing wrong with Bundaberg rum but it does depend on what sort of rum you are used too.
Bundy OP, great stuff. Don't like YouTube so haven't looked at it yet. Should I?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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What the Elephant??
I'm trying to debug some code, but Windows update comes up with it's "we're going to restart! Too bad you can't stop me!" thing so I save everything and go have a drink. A while later I come back and try and resume debugging but my localhost won't start up. And then I can't find my IIS console shortcut on my desktop. And the inetsrv folder in C:\Windows\System32 is empty.
W. T. F.?
Anyone else seen this? I've gone back into "turn Windows Features on or off" and renabled everything, and it's now evidently fetching some files from windows update.
I'll keep you posted...
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Did you go to Anniversary update?
There are hidden features which are removed to force you to buy them.
Company I work for had this issue and has not gone up to Anniversary update for this reason yet.
However, I'm not sure IIS is one of those items.
edit
Oh, look, I googled "anniversary update iis" and got a reddit where numerous people saying same thing
Windows 10 Update totally Removed IIS and botched my DEV machine : Windows10[^]
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I thought I'd updated to Anniversary Edition (and seriously Microsoft: pay someone to think up decent names, please) but evidently I hadn't.
I have AE on my office machine and no problems there.
Funnily enough I searched far and wide for others who had the same issue. My Googling skills (and possibly my Binging skills - ahem, Microsoft) are obviously rusty.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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It seems that MS is trying to alienate developers with things like this.
Either that, or their various teams are incompetent.
Or both.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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My vote is: Both!
Unfortunately.
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Chris Maunder wrote: go have a drink
Chris Maunder wrote: A while later I come back
I may have spotted the problem 
I'll leave it up to you to decide if the problem is to much or to little drinking
Tom
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cheers
Chris Maunder
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Hi Chris, have you thought setting the option in the Win10 update-facility that lets you define a range of hours in which (theoretically ?) it will not attempt to update/restart ?
Settings/Update & Security/Windows Update/Change Active Hours
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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I have, but that assumes you have inactive hours
cheers
Chris Maunder
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So, I guess active hours from 1 minute to midnight to midnight is out, then ?
Then there's that strange option in that same settings ui, under Advanced Options: "Defer feature updates:"
"... When you defer upgrades, new Windows features won’t be downloaded or installed for several months."
I wonder what the reason for that no-options option is, and why they are saying, in effect: "like later, dude."
cheers, Bill the Inactivist
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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