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Vegans would not enjoy my new job. Every friday the boss buys steaks for everyone and we throw them onto the grill, regardless of the weather.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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An oldie but a goodie[^]
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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What, no bacon, sausage, and spuds?
What a cr@p boss!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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How can you mess up trying to start or install teamviewer? After 20 minutes trying to guide a user to just get it started I gave up and screen shotted step by step instructions for the problem they needed help with...
I'm really glad my wife suggested pizza and wine for tonight because I'm going to need it.
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Member 11683251 wrote: start or install teamviewer?
Be grateful you even have that technology. I did tech support back before anything like that existed and we had to walk people through doing everything. Different days now.
Member 11683251 wrote: I'm really glad my wife suggested pizza and wine for tonight because I'm going to need it.
Well deserved I'm sure. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Member 11683251 wrote: How can you mess up trying to start or install teamviewer?
Team Viewer does a good enough job itself at screwing you over. TV 10 and 11 aren't compatible. So guess what, I have to uninstall "the other" for one client, then "the other other" for the other client.
Then, I've had the installer fail, thinking it didn't uninstall something, I don't remember how that got fixed, I think a reboot, wipe the folder, etc.
Then sometimes it thinks I'm using it for business when I'm not, and because I DO use it for business occasionally, it gets horribly confused.
Other than that, it's fast, the file transfer is awesome except it doesn't retain the size of the explorer window or my column settings, which is really annoying.
Marc
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I use it to save walking four paces to the other computer in this room.
It's true: technology really does make you lazy.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not only possible but highly likely 
Be glad you have this now. Back in my day we used to have to flag down a Pony Express rider to take the instructions to the end user and then wait for the reply...
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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How difficult can it be? The tech support scammers manage to talk people through it, and they're not even doing it in their first language! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yep, it really sux when it takes longer to get an end user connected on a remote than it does to fix their problem once connected!
I started doing frontline support before remote desktop sharing and remember well how difficult and frustrating it was to solve problems that way. Reliable remote desktop over the internet was a game changer for me, my company, and most importantly our clients. We're all spoiled now! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: Yep, it really sux when it takes longer to get an end user connected on a remote than it does to fix their problem once connected!
I have relatives like that... 
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Draw a small amount (5)
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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So you are up tomorrow.
Care for the solution for the greater good..
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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I shall do my bit on Monday.
The solution, like a database join, would be best explained through the medium of a Venn diagram.
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@superr - you solved it yesterday...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh man, I have never won in long time that I forgot it was my day. Coming in few mins
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Dogs of C-Kennel[^]
Groan.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I'm glad to see Microsoft pushing into hardware - competition is good for all of us.
Given the generally high prices on Microsoft's new gear I'll be interested to see if the folks here in the Lounge that usually bash Apple for their prices will be honest with themselves and also bash Microsoft or will hypocrisy prevail?
My money is on hypocrisy.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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The usual answer is :
"Why buy that Microsoft/Dell/HP/Apple fancy looking crap while I can build a cheap(er) ass ugly crap myself."
I'd rather be phishing!
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MS is reporting that the Surface Pro and Surface Book are selling well enough, despite the prices. So, there's gotta be a market for them.
That said, I don't see anyone buying MS hardware because of brand name fanaticism.
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I didn't see people buying MacBooks or iMacs because of brand fanaticism either but plenty of people think they did just because they think Apple prices were too high.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Mike Mullikin wrote: I didn't see people buying MacBooks or iMacs because of brand fanaticism either
So you've never encountered any discussion where Apple is compared basically with a religion?
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I know I have. And I know I've encountered the same about MS here on CP.
Jeremy Falcon
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