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I thought birds crapping on my car was bad enough, could you imagine dealing with the results of flying cows?
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Right? 
How about cows flying into windows? How about the size of the feeders you'd need?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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From Windows 8 on this would be a flat colorless Metro cow and could not damage any...
Oh, wait... you mean real glass windows?
We could probably scare them away like birds by sticking a threatening shape onto the windows. How about a big yellow M?
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CDP1802 wrote: How about a big yellow M?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ha! I own that movie and watch every spring being that I live in the middle of Tornado Alley. It's a great reminder of what not to do when the tornado sirens go off. You don't run and find shelter. Everybody clearly knows that you go outside to watch it and post videos of the destruction on YouTube 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Did you mean bullsheep?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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The bullship's connected to the bullsthigh?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If a poker player uses botox, should they be considered a drug-cheat?
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Udderly ridiculous. Cud ewe perhaps rephrase that?
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Gender error. It has to be a scow.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Gender error.
That's what Bruce said.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Cows are oxen, so it's OK.
Mind you, I do enjoy absent-mindedly asking people what male cows are called.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And if it's unterwater it's a U-Box ?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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That's not a squid - it's a white chocolate Santa!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
modified 27-Oct-16 12:00pm.
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Looks like the Universe just got pregnant. Maybe that's how stars are born.
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VOLA - Inmazes[^]
Another VOLA song, just like last week.
This album is just SO good! 
A rather long song (if you're used to the 3-4 minute pop songs you hear on the radio).
The build up is great. After about 2:20 minutes the song really starts to take off. From there it builds towards a climax which is reached at about 4:50 (my favorite part). After that it goes on for a few minutes more. When the last note dies out you want just one thing: listen to it again.
It's beautiful, it's epic, it's sound of the week
@Nelek Same official channel as last week, you probably won't be able to see this again 
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See the thread below... I have started to think on using the remote desktop  
I will try to find another source
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Alma Deutscher who's not ein Deutscher
So she's the new Mozart I guess 
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6 days that I have this in mind:
Garmarna - Herr Mannelig[^]
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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wow ... and now i caught it too 
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