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It is not a movie! It is on a sticker on the back of iPhone XXIII...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
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That's exactly what my dad said to me on the day of my confirmation! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Paris does a legend
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Star Trek: A Good Day to Die!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The Lord of the Rings
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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It's:
0. Start the coffee machine
1. Delete spam (leaving real e-mails for later)
2. Go and get coffee
Now, because some iteration of busybody has decided to stop spam reaching my mailbox, I'm stuck with nothing to do for the God-only-knows how many seconds it takes for the coffee machine to finish! (The period is measured in units of spam-deletion, not seconds.)
Damn, this is boring!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Send me an email an I will ensure endless flow of spam at least for 5 minutes every morning...
And I will charge only $25 for a week...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Root13 wrote: I'll do it only for $15
I'll pay him $15 to let me do it. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Deal. Cash only.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I can FTFY: Just include spam deletion in your every-morning-ritual!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Now you can spend your extra time in the morning working on a way to make sure the coffee is ready before you even get out of bed.
I hear wives are great for this. 
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Hmm...
My Holmesian ability to divine indisputable truths, which appear obvious with hindsight, from the sparsest of evidence leads me to reach a patently undeniable fact:
You haven't met my wife.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Message Removed
modified 7-Nov-16 4:17am.
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Message Removed
modified 7-Nov-16 4:17am.
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Found this[^] in an SO answer and thought I'd share it here - isn't that just the worst kind of lounge post??? 
Though what I'd be interested in also is whether they've made any commits to their forked repo. Should be possible through the Git API. Might be fun playing with.
Anyways, I thought folks here might find that helpful. 
Marc
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It is something you have graphically in GitHub itself...
Next to the fork button on the main page of the repo there is a number (always at least 1) - hit it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Next to the fork button on the main page of the repo there is a number (always at least 1) - hit it...
Ah, so it does!
Marc
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...but I just answered two questions labeled 'Java'... I may need some rest...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I'd say that you need your head examined...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It all looks good from here [^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Ahhh! My old friend Wire Wrap board... any clue as to what that is?
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