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His parents should have followed Griff's advice, and taught him to say "Braaains!"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hi All,
Big Winge time (it would Rant but it's not Thursday!) today is Cr*p, first I get my marching orders(?) after fixing things left right and centre (or center pedants) find an issue thats stopped the R&D dead in its tracks. Secondly it's too overcast to see the super moon. Thirdly I mangaged to block the toilet at my parents, it overflowed on the floor before I could get to the ballcock! I have since mangaged to clear it with a wire coat hanger wearing gloves...which leaked!
Please tell me I will wake up bathed in sweat in a few moments...Oh yeah thats odd ballcock ball c**k gets starred out ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) being an over anxious editor or Firefox?
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It's a git, my friend.
Sometimes they just decide your face doesn't fit for no good reason - but at least you got a month or so worth of wages, which is massively better that the dole.
You'll find another, and it'll probably be better. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Now wash your hands...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If they can't give you a good reason why you have to go, it's probably better that way. Forget them.
*sniff* What's this smell? 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'm willing to bet that someone's idiot nephew needs a job.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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All the bad karma is leading up to a super good opportunity.
Good luck!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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and the world will start getting back in its place.
You did it good, you did your best... screw them. Their loss. You will get another job to love, but they won't get any other worker better than you.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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glennPattonWorking wrote: first I get my marching orders(?) after fixing things left right and centre
I can't help but think those two are related and all they were after was someone to fix one particular issue; and now that they have it fixed, they can get rid of you.
This space for rent
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Ya know I was thinking the same thing, the odd thing was the only person who made the decision was the boss, my immediate supervisor was "oh Damn, why?" I think it had something to do with the fact I have several training courses and an MIET membership which might have been used to get a grant, grant approved the need for me is gone... 
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Is that grant revocable? Possibly worth getting in touch with the approving authority to let them know the conditions the grant was secured under no longer applies.
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That is evil!..I dont really know who the grant is from...hmmm??
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If they are continuing the process on the basis of incorrect information, it is your duty to rectify the situation. It's the "ethical" thing to do 
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Well I will have a look at that! :evil: :devil:  aww shucks! We need an evil smiley....
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glennPattonInThePubAGAIN wrote: We need an evil smiley....
What's wrong with this one?
😈
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Cool, how to get it seems a little over size for CP... :evil: :evilsmiley: oh ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) wheres the list of hidden ![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif) ....
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😈 Smiling Face With Horns Emoji[^]
😈
It's a standard character, so you can use <span style="font-size:...">&#x...;</span> to increase the size.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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:baah:
[baah]
:sheep:
:flossy:
![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
:heart:
[heart]
![Heart | [heart]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/love.gif)
![Jig | [Dance]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
[The good stuff]
:the good stuff:
![Good Stuff | [The good stuff]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/vegemite.gif)
I appear to problems with sheep, odd, I have used a sheep before...
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Sheesh, you just have to type ![Sheep | [baah]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/sheep.gif) what's so hard ab out it.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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[baah] :baah: :baaah: :sheep: , nope! it don't work for me!
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That's because you're not typing or 🐑 for that matter.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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:Sheep: :Baah: :Baah: :baah:
Nope capitals, [Sheep] [Baah] :Sheep: :Baah: still don't work...
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That's because you either need to type 🐑or
Stop making it so hard on yourself.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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:baaaa!:
The list[^]
🐑
🐑
Sheep Emoji[^]
🐏
🐏
Ram Emoji[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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