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He holds his breath
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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No wonder Mrs. Claus always looks so happy.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That depends entirely on which half is the horse 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Half man, half horse, half centipede, Centaurpede!
I know that's three halves, it explains his size!
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Dunno, but if he comes to the Netherlands he better wipe the soot of his face 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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And you wonder why the barn is empty.
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'E gets a bit of 'elp from Dick van Dijk wiv 'is old bamboo, guvner!
Ol' Dick, 'e knows where to shove it.
... An Oi know where 'e can shove 'is accent, too!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Let's just sleigh he manages.
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This is an old one.
It will go up the chimney down or down the chimney down, but not up the chimney up or down the chimney up.
Am I right, or am I right?
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Nose-up through the door!
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OriginalGriff wrote: If he's half man and half horse, how does Santaur fit down the chimney?
He uses his claws (Claus)
{Yes, I know that horses have hooves, not claws}
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With a drug free centre we were attracted to the negative, but Oh! How we sparkled! (11)
CORUSCATION
Anyone want to give the solution? I'm up again tomorrow, so it's safe now... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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COR - core (centre) with E (drug) removed
US - we
CATION - an ion with a positive charge, thus attracted to negative
CORUSCATION - to sparkle or glitter.
Easy when you see it! 
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Is the correct answer!
Now, why didn't you see that half an hour ago, and save me a job tomorrow?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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To be fair, once I saw Cation, the answer was pretty obvious but I didn't want to do the CCC tomorrow.
This space for rent
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Nor.
Did.
I.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So make it even more blindingly obvious tomorrow
This space for rent
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Maybe, maybe not - where's the fun in doing simple one?
But I liked this one, it's one of my favourite words - onomatopoeic but difficult to use in normal conversation.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's how we punish toooo easy ones!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I always thought a cation was a charged cat.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Doing an update now and I get a warning that says Microsoft recommends I do not install the update because I have some older media files that may not play anymore.
Why are so many of you doing your updates wrong? 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: Why are so many of you doing your updates
Why are so many of you still doing updates?
No significant/important updates for w7 for months, unless you want the added spyware. (Unlike 10, 7's not broken anymore.)
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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Lopatir wrote: Why are so many of you still doing updates?
I agree. Win10 is perfect. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Lopatir wrote: No significant/important updates for w7 for months
You really should get yourself familiar with this[^]. Filtering just to include "Windows 7 x64 with SP1" and sorting by importance, I just had to go through 9 pages of security bulletins rated "critical" before hitting the first "important" one.
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Quote: (Unlike 10, 7's not broken anymore.)
I have to disagree. In our household 10 has been stable for a long time. I will NEVER go back to 7.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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