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Of the houses, I only get to decorate one of them.
I'm thinking... ugly sweater on one side and stylized "PI" symbol on the other (I work with the OSISoft PI system, so it's an inside joke that my wife understands)
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Eat the gingerbread and the decorating problem solves itself.
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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Um, the decorating part is the best part - to taste, that is. 
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Slacker007 wrote: best part
Still not a problem. Dunk the gingerbread in icing before stuffing it in your gullet. Problem still solved
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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Perhaps "Collapsing Tenement" style?
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Does Harry Potter always know what's in his presents, because he speaks Parceltongue?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A familiar refrain of mine: I wand-er what what you're thinking, sometimes.
Just spell it out!
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There is no magic in it, he just snakes[^] them.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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(Waves wand) Aperi donum!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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How would that help when the presents are locked behind the gryffindor?
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"Parcel" is a new euphemism on me.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Tch! You have a dirty mind, sir.
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What?!?
You must have read it wrong, you filthy minded perv!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Guilty! 
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I think he was not wearing the glasses and thought we were in the soapbox  
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Ah, the wool-coloured glasses. I see.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I really want to make something.I'm bored, I have not touched any code for 6 months and as a bonus, it looks good to employers to have side projects (supposedly) The problem is, I can't find and commit to an idea. I want to make something practical. Sure, I could make a clone of something or make yet another boring todo list, but what's the point. Employers aren't going to care that you built a clone of (insert something here) that has 0 active users and just sits in a Github repo. I've also tried the whole "make something you would use" and wind up finding out someone has already done it and better than I could do it.
i cri evry tiem
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James_Parsons wrote: I've also tried the whole "make something you would use" and wind up finding out someone has already done it and better than I could do it.
If people would stop trying because somebody else already did it better, then the PC market would have never existed and we'd be working from the Workbench on an Amiga computer.
I'm still missing a decent crossplatform SQL editor that supports all the DataProviders from .NET. So, if you're bored.. 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Of course the people who advanced the PC market had the connections, money, marketing to do so.
i cri evry tiem
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James_Parsons wrote: Of course the people who advanced the PC market had the connections, money, marketing to do so.
Ehr.. that is not exactly what happened. The OS became the standard thanks to software-piracy.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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There is a book by Livingston about the early PC industry. I lived through it all CP/M, DOS, Windows.
None of those guys had anything but brains and the gall to think they had something great. So they found contacts.
You'll find Marketing is ever elusive to us Dev types. We just don't understand it.
Money you can always use as an excuse.
Get on one of the freelance programming sites. Since you don't care about monetary concerns do those tasks.
If you want exposure, join an open source project that tickles your fancy. There are over a million of them out there and they need the help.
As far as "its been done before". The cell market was already done when Steve Jobs flipped it on its head. Also he flipped the music industry on its head with the dollar a song model. They all made massive money from this new scheme.
Good Luck.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: we'd be working from the Workbench on an Amiga computer
It was good in it's day 
Eddy Vluggen wrote: a decent crossplatform SQL editor
Have you tried DataGrip from JetBrains?
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Brent Jenkins wrote: Have you tried DataGrip from JetBrains?
The word "JetBrains" means I am not even going to Google it 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Care to explain why? I'm generally very happy with JetBrains products. I use ReSharper on a daily basis for 8 years now, and I also often use IntelliJ, Data Grip, PHP Storm and PyCharm. In a previous company, we used YouTrack.
And with the exception of YouTrack (it still needs to mature a bit), everything else is awesome.
I'm very curious to know with which of their product were you so disappointed that you avoid them just by hearing the company name.
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