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Garfield[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Still merry: some countries like Aus, they got a "Boxing Day" holiday to.
The gal's, (after doing the dishes and vacuuming of course) are out hitting the shops for the 'Boxing Day Specials,' and the blokes help too, they bring the discarded wrapping paper out to the bin on their way out to the 'bottle-o' to prepare for New Years - soon followed by NYE practise sessions - gotta get that arm in shape for the heavy lifting.
Sin tack ear lol
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Lopatir wrote: Still merry: some countries like Aus, they got a "Boxing Day" holiday to.
Its gets better. Because Christmas Day was on a Sunday the Public Holiday for it gets moved to Tuesday. So 4 day weeekend.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Same for us in NZ. If either Xmas Day or Boxing Day (or both) fall on a weekend we get another workday off for each. But it gets better. Same applies for New Years Day and the "Day after NY's Day"! Woohoo, two four day weekends this year 
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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Mark H2 wrote: two four day weekends this year
Only one this year (last one), and one next year (first one).
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Us Dutchies get a second day of Christmas
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For what? To sober up? 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Because we need more merryness I guess
And because two days off work is better than one
Well, this year it's only one day off anyway, but that's still better than none
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Sander Rossel wrote: Us Dutchies get a second day of Christmas
But do you get the Two Turtle Doves and the Partridge in a Pear Tree?
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That made no sense to me.
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Wow, never actually knew the lyrics to that song.
If I were that guy (or girl) I'd find another true love though 
On the thirteenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
A f***ing restraining order
And that after all those amazing gifts I send him/her
I mean, who wouldn't want 12(!) drummers drumming!?
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Probably want to wait until after the last of the 40 gold rings arrive first...
What you do with all the maids a-milking and ladies dancing is your own business, I guess! 
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No worries, there's a worse version[^]
Reasonably KSS, even though you probably don't want to listen to it out loud in public.
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Very nice of his cousin to give him all of that
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And the last verse should probably end with "...and a huge bill from TNT"
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feh.
We get twelve.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Germany too
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Y'know, posting the punchlines of jokes in the subject lines of your postings may not be the most effective course of action.
Unless we're supposed to be playing that US quiz show (the name of which I can't remember).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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George Michael: Pop superstar dies at 53 - BBC News[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Taking "Last Christmas I gave you my heart" literal 
And so another one dies in 2016...
RIP George Michael.
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Dang, Another One Bites The Dust, not really a fan though...
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His manager is reporting heart failure now. Years of drug abuse have finally taken their toll, in one way or another, I'm sure.
Didn't care for most of his music, but he was a legend and an icon, and I respect that.
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I've got a .com domain that I keep in my back pocket, one day perhaps...
anyway, today (27 Dec) got an email From: "Domain Service <info@nrg4.net>":
(of course smart enough to know it's not from my registrar)
.... important notice (all caps)
.... expiration notice (all caps)
.... domain: xyz.com (not the actual name)
.... notification purchase proposal
.... expiration proposal date 12/27/2016 (all caps)
.. [in table form] xyz.com registration SEO period (01/10/2017 .. 01/10/2018) $66.00 1 year
The formatting/layout is actually pretty good, message is sort of quite well done, But they still shoot themselves in the foot
1. is it an expiration notice? what's actually expiring?
2. why is it a purchase proposal? who's proposing to buy what?
3. SEO renewal/offer? (currently not paying for SEO coz sites empty anyway)
FFS, still trying too hard, confusing message, just like any business if you want to rip somebody off KISS ASS: keep it simple, short and sweet, stupid.
Anyway, beware, possibly scammers are targeting companies hoping key staff on holidays and skeleton crews dumb enough to be fooled by repeated use of "important," lots of underlining of "expiration", and the big bold red but friendly looking "secure online payment" link.
Sin tack ear lol
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