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Coffee is Go! The thermos contains enough for 8, yup 8, shots so I should be good for the treacherous trip to work each day. 
veni bibi saltavi
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You got yourself a job already? 
I'm impressed - perhaps you'd better explain the process to Glenn? 
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So they didn't come back after cancelling the interview then?
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No according to the agent they hired some else...never mind! Next interview Monday...
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Good luck!
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It's a small start up that I've been working with on and off for nearly a year. The job is being turned full time.
veni bibi saltavi
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Herself came home last night, with a new toy - an old wooden board, covered in letters and numbers, with a small glass that we were to put our finger on.
I was reluctant, but ... you gotta keep the other half happy, and sometimes that means doing things you don't really want to.
So we sat down, and put our fingers on the glass.
It moved!
And at the same time, the air was filled with a weird discordant noise - I couldn't tell from where; it seemed to come from the very air around us!
The glass continued to move and I could see it was spelling out letters:
An 'A', then an 'L', an 'I', a 'V' and finally an 'E'
I snatched my finger away! "It's telling us it's ALIVE?" I yelled in horror. The sound stopped, and I relaxed a little.
She gave me That Look.
Sheepishly, I returned my finger to the glass. The sound resumed, and the glass started moving again: A...H...H...A...H...A...H...A
I jerked away again: "It's laughing at us!"
Again, The Look, promising me nights on the couch if I didn't continue ... reluctantly I returned to the glass.
S...T...A...Y...I...N...A...L...I...V...E
I grabbed the glass and threw it across the room as the horrible truth dawned upon me: I realized exactly what Herself had done.
How could she bring such evil into our home?
The horror, the horror. A Bee Gee Board...
My coat is just over there - could you pass it to me?
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OriginalGriff wrote: Sheepishly
Oops, Freudian (or maybe ovine) slip there. 
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Bah! Too much lead up!
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Too freakin funny or would that be Barry funny? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Quit Robin his line. 
/ravi
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keeping the missus happy, how deep is your love?
(They got a song called "Cucumber Castle" - extra points for anyone that can get that into natural conversation.)
Sin tack ear lol
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please, please slap yourself! that was so bad it was good.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Ow! That hurt!
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You do know you are slowly nuking the fridge?[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Herself came home last night, with a new toy - an old wooden board,
Good luck getting that up inside her...well if I dont lower the tone, who will?
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...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.
Jeremy Falcon
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In the future: Pfft, who uses ESP? Qubits are far superior. Get with the times. Also have you seen the new JS library that just came out? Totally re-writing my code-base to use it
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Jeremy Falcon
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Qubits are soooo 2036!
All the cool froods are using octanibbles.
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Nice try Griff! Trying to trick me with that old 201X technology. I remember from my Ancient Computing History class that a nibble is 4 bits, so an octanibble is just a 32-bit value!
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But it has a trendy new name!
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I thought it was a nybble with a y...
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