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I wonder what the oldest CP page is? 
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Technically, probably this: Chris Maunder - Professional Profile[^] - though it probably didn't look like that originally.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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For articles probably the number one: Braces and brackets[^] (posted 15 Nov 1999, last update 4 Nov 2000)
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pretty much like my own "in construction" webpage.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Sure, but a few months later, Win '95 was superseded, so why should anyone bother to edit the page?
No-one's updated the Magna Carta in a while, either.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Thanks for reminding me of how great the Internet was before it became totally commercialized. Pages just loaded, you could read them easily, no jumping around or obfuscating the page to display ads, just elephanting information. Notice how you can start reading it as soon as it loads without being interrupted, that's pretty much gone now.
Remember GeoCities? OoCities - Geocities Archive / Geocities Mirror[^]
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That is quite clean and easy to read. 
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Does Darth Vader decorate his Sithmas tree?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes, and then leaves it up until May the fourth.
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You thilly perthon, of couurth he doth! 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Of course, if he hoth time.
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Were you sabre when you wrote that?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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does the death star twinkle?
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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You're gonna need a BIG tree!
"That's no bauble ... it's a space station"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is there any Space Invader?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Apparently he's been know to just Leia Solo garland under the tree.
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Yes, and he'll open presents until they are all Qui-Gon.
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I find your excess of belief disturbing...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Are the points of the polygon in any particular order, like clockwise or counterclockwise?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Originally I was thinking of leaving that open just to confuse things.
For the sake of making this easier: counter-clockwise.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Thanks. The professor who had exactly this question in an exam simply said: " Pick one." 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Errrm...
Given a vector of coordinate pairs A, B, C, ... would be the same polygon as ..., C, B, A no? What did I miss?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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