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Starts with a free newspaper distributed in the train called "Metro". Contains mostly ads, some comics (yay!), a horoscope (today is your lucky day!) and sometimes a good recipe.
The group of smokers and active social non-smokers (people who don't smoke, but join us in the rain "for some fresh air" anyway), because it is predigested news complete with commentary.
If you meant online, then I'd say page 502 of teletekst; because it is convenient. Zerohedge, because it is fun.
Some of the news arrives by email, like the newsletter from CodeProject. And MSDN magazine of course, although that is not strictly "news".
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I don't bother. It's just the same miserable/shock-tactic/biased cr@p, day after day, year after year.
The world can get along fine without me worrying about a billion useless details; I've got better things to spend my time on.
Here's a nice example: I was unaware that the UK had a new PM until about three months after it happened.
Perhaps not-so-surprisingly, the new PM (whose name I can't even remember) didn't care.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ah, that's it: Wossname May!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm with you on the news - I avoid it wherever possible and it bugs me so much that I can't avoid it completely!
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If you were a C#/Sql developer and needed to build an API that exposes your data that others could call into, what would you do/use?
I have seen oData using WCF, Web API, xml, http, etc. Just curious if you were to start this project what framework would you use?
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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EntityFramework + ASP.NET
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And how would another developer call into that? I'm not that familiar with EntityFramework but it is more about representing the db, isn't' it? It's not a webservice, right?
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Standard WSDL webservice, what else?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Probably WebAPI, although Nancy[^] looks interesting too.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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a REST service over WebAPI.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Web API/.NET Core/C#
Quick, easy, cross platform.
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I stayed up all night, wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Still sounds like you are in the dark to me.
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And I thought that Wales was part of the Empire over which the Sun (still) doesn't set...
(xkcd: Sunset on the British Empire)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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If your Mrs. was with you, did she also keep horizon on the sky?
And was she your Sol companion?
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modified 19-Jan-17 11:28am.
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Nah - the Earth is flat (and hollow as well, which is a bit of a puzzler) and the sun goes round it once a day. That's why Australian bars[^] never caught on over here.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So when the sun is on the other side does it burn the turtles feet?
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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No, but ... "probably nowhere else in the multiverse is it sometimes necessary for an elephant to cock a leg to allow the sun to go past" --- The Late, Great TP : Wyrd Sisters.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I want to know how I can be awake all bloody night and only fall asleep at alarm-1 minute?
veni bibi saltavi
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You seem to have a flare for these thoughts, perhaps that is why you rose to such prominence at CP.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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 I wouldn't call it a trunk though, wheres the Elephant (sorry for the language!!)
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It's hidden in the Elephant!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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