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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Those are guess wrong will be executed...
Then they should all refuse to guess! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Alas - just after you left I asked the warden about that. He said it's guess or die.
(my answer to the unsaid is better, so there!)
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The guy at the back can save the others but not himself. They agree a code - let's say if there's an even number of black hats in front of him he calls black, otherwise he calls white. That gives everyone in front of him enough information to work out what colour hat they're wearing e.g. second guy knows that there are an even number of black hats but knows that there are an odd number so can conclude that his own hat is black.
The guy at the back's chances are 50-50 (probably less if a sadistic guard heard the prisoners devising the code) but at least he's taking one for the team.
Solution 2 is build a time-machine; go back and vote for someone else. This is a very unhealthy country that they're living in.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Ask the guy behind you what color your hat is
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Paint their, *ahem* "appendages" with silver paint, drop their trousers, and look at the hat in the reflection.
To every problem, there's always an easy solution.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The Prisoners, realizing that the warden will be fired if they all die, all answer RED!
He kills them all, is fired for there are no prisoners, and they get their revenge!
Oh, and the guards end up working for walmart.
Or they all sneeze at the same time and all the hats FALL OFF Magically.
Or they tell the guy in front of them, and the last guy changes places with the second from last guy when the guards are not looking.
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Aaaaaaaaah! And aaaaaaaaah again!
When you use an environment that breaks the rules to fit its workflow that means you can't do something simple to suit yours!
That.
veni bibi saltavi
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Let me guess, LABVIEW. My brief play with it has led me believe it wasn't so much designed as happened...
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Close but no feral pigeon. It is my dear friend MATLAB and it's fracking JVM fracking about with fracking class fracking loaders. 
veni bibi saltavi
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MATLAB? Oh the nightmare! I used it at Uni, I was doing some Nueral Net stuff and Simulink had some useful bits but the language, it has a JVM now? That has me worried, like Labview it happened more than designed... 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: When you use an environment that breaks the rules to fit its workflow that means you can't do something simple to suit yours!
Isn't that called marriage? 
Marc
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If your chocolate bar went missing, would you need a Bounty hunter?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeah, as if a single bounty hunter could search all the milky way 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You'd have to search the Milky Way, including Mars, to find it!
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That's a pretty big Galaxy.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Not to mention you'd need a Sugar Daddy to able afford the expensive cost of space travel.
Jeremy Falcon
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OriginalGriff wrote: would you need a Bounty hunter?
No, but you better hope that you have life insurance. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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He'd need to talk to a Yorkie, who might wispa the answer. Whatever, it wont be a picnic.
veni bibi saltavi
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If someone took my Kit-Kat, I'd give them a break!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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As long as my cocktail bar is there, I am good.
🍸
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Either that or a Lion hunter.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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just rolo on down the rocky road
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Words spoken by a chocolate lover and I heard her.She-y said barring any problems, she'll be OK until Payday.
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