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Nurse - Fetch the dart gun!
FTFY. 
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Now that's a good son! Enjoy!
Both your son and the new keyboard...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Congrats and have fun with it 
But in my small opinion the Romer-G switches of Logitech Keyboards are better.
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I see a common trend in Q&A and that is that almost everyone who uses RegisterStartupScript (or one of its variations) is under the impression that they are calling javascript code from code-behind, or that the js is executing immediately in the browser. Needless to say the problem they are having is almost invariably the result of this misunderstanding rather than an issue with the code itself.
I think Microsoft should rename this function to something like
RegisterStartupScriptPSYourJavascriptIsNOTRunningImmediatelyInTheBrowserYouCANNOTCallJavascriptFromCodeBehind.
Interop is another issue that many have problems understanding and again almost everyone that posts with an Interop problem is labouring under the impression that "Interop" is simply .net code that manipulates Office documents (it's always Office). Microsoft should rename the Interop namespace to something like
InteropPSThisCodeIsJustAProxyToYourCOMApplicationItIsNOTStandAloneCodeYouNeedTheActualApplicationInstalledOnAnyMachineYouWantThisCodeToRunOn
It's not just Microsoft, I think some standards should be updated to remove issues too. Almost everyone who posts with a CORS issue is attempting to solve the issue by adding the allow origin headers to the request they are sending. I think that the "Access-Control-Allow-Origin" header should be renamed to something like
Access-Control-Allow-Origin-PS-You-Add-This-Header-To-The-Server-Not-The-Client-What-Good-Is-Any-Security-Measure-The-Client-Can-Simply-Disable
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soapbox? java discussion?
not here
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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But the real issue is that too many of these "developers" understand Copy & Paste, but not much else.
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I think the problem is that the teachers don't understand what a "client-server" model is and as a result their students don't have a clue either.
And testing websites on the development PC (which is also the server) doesn't discourage that misunderstanding at all. How many times do we see server code with Messagebox.Show in it? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: How many times do we see server code with Messagebox.Show in it
Hey! I resent resemble that remark. 
From the very first website I ever built with ASP.Net and VB over half a decade ago.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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I remember someone, this time not me but out application architect, leaving a message box in a 'never happen' branch of the server code.
Guess when it hit the branch? About 3 frickin a.m. one night, luckily I wasn't in bed. Actually I had been in bed, but I was on my home and had stopped off for a beer...
veni bibi saltavi
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Why use MessageBox? What's wrong with writing to a log?
We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.
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Error 18446744073709551616: Symbol length exceeds system limit. (and my screen width)
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Youwrotetomuchwithinonelinewithoutusingasinglespacesothewholetextdoesdropoutoftheframeanditdoesnotonlylookstrangebutalsoiskindaannoyingifyourscreenaintbigenough.
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Some more for the list:
- Using
MsgBox / MessageBox.Show from the code-behind; - Using
Process.Start to try to open a file on the client; - Using the
FileName property of a FileUpload / HttpPostedFile to try to read the file directly from the client's disk;
All of which "work" when you run the site in Visual Studio. Maybe we should be blaming VS for encouraging incorrect reasoning about the code?
Then there's the "There must be a way to bypass this security feature - my client requires it!" brigade.
And the "I need to show 1 million records in one page without filtering or paging, and it needs to load in less than one second - it's a client requirement!" brigade:
Quote: Agnes Skinner: And you! Start over! I want everything in one bag.
Bag Boy: Yes, ma'am.
Agnes: But I don't want the bag to be heavy.
Bag Boy: I don't think that's possible...
Agnes: What are you, the "possible police"? Just do it!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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FOCK! You have some stupid clients. I hope you're taking advantage of them.
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Charles Programmer wrote: You have some stupid clients.
I don't. These are comments that regularly crop up in QA[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Weddings, christening and those awful work parties that you're forced into attending! 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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I see a pattern evolving in your function naming scheme. I'd hate to use your libraries. 
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Just write wrappers 
RegisterStartupScript_PS-RTFM
Interop_PS-RTFM
Access-Control-Allow-Origin-PS-RTFM
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How about renaming the courses these students take?
IT Course PS this will only teach you some basics because the teachers don't really know what's going on either anyway if you're a moron now you'll be a moron on graduation (but somehow you'll still graduate).
Minimum requirements:
Common sense Scrapped due to a drop in enrollments
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Yes, but MS doesn't use Java!
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The WookieTab is dual boot - and it upgraded Win10 to AE last night (successfully, and with much improvement, I was surprised.)
But I just went to switch it from Windows to Android and it's decided to upgrade itself. So it's sitting there going
Getting Windows ready
Don't turn off your computer when all I want is to boot in Android.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The general consensus seems to be that that message is wrong.
It should read, "Don't turn off our computer". 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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The exclusive version of "our", to be precise.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Is this the Chuwi tablet Griff ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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