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Trainspotting
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Trainspotting 2 had just come out that morning so I figured it was a timely cultural reference
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Ah, I see.
Easy when you have the solution... 
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One took a $100 bill from the register without being noticed. After that he collected goods worth $70 and payed with the stolen bill... The cashier - unaware of the theft - gave back the $30 change. How much was actually stolen from the shop?
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$100.
-100: The person took $100 from the register.
-70: The person purchased $70 goods from the shop.
+100: The person paid $100 to the cashier.
-30: The person received $30 change from the cashier.
-100: Total
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--Winston Churchill
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Ah, but there was nothing about the money being given back being counted as non-stolen.
0. He stole $11
Amount stolen = $100
1. He paid for goods with stolen money, from which he got change; i.e. he stole $100-worth of goods and change.
Amount stolen = $100
Total amount stolen = $200
You have to remember the devious mind of the question-setter.
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If he had purchased $70 of goods with $100 of his own money, you would agree that the store had received $100, and had given $70 of goods and $30 of change, for a total "loss" of $0.
The only loss here was the crime - stealing $100, and therefore the store lost $100.
Your method counts the stolen money twice.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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But the (trick) question doesn't say anything about discounting the fact that the money was paid back in, or anything about profit/loss, and all three amounts were /technically/ theft.
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Hmm. So according to you, we have a few additional crimes here:
- The customer stole $100 (theft)
- The customer took $70 worth of merchandise and paid for them with the stolen $100 (paying with stolen money)
- The shopkeeper received stolen goods (the $100 stolen by the customer)
- The shopkeeper gave $30 under false pretenses to the customer
If your legal theory is correct, then
- Every shopkeeper who receives money must somehow verify that the money is legitimately owned by the customer.
- "Fencing" has been expanded to the case where the thief also uses the proceeds of the theft.
From a "God's eye" view, you may be correct, but I'd hate to be the prosecutor who has to prosecute this case...
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--Winston Churchill
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Hey, it ain't no "legal theory"! Although,legally, they guy would be prosecuted on all counts, and receive a harsher sentence.
It's an "awkward bugger setting trick questions" theory!
The phrasing avoided any mention of "returned" money not being definable as "stolen", so there were three trick-question-style acts of theft:
0. The cash was stolen from the till. $100 stolen
1. The goods were stolen, because they were paid for with stolen money. $70 stolen
2. The change was obtained unlawfully. $30 stolen
From the trick-question perspective, that's $200 stolen (that word being the only pertinent one).
It's only logically that it's only $100.
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So, would the shopkeeper be prosecuted for receiving stolen goods? How would your answer change if the thief went to another shop and spent the $100 there?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: So, would the shopkeeper be prosecuted for receiving stolen goods?
If it were 60 years ago, and the shopkeeper were Margaret Thatcher, I'd vote Aye, and demand the death penalty.
Think how much suffering that would have prevented.Daniel Pfeffer wrote: How would your answer change if the thief went to another shop and spent the $100 there?
It's still $200, but this clarifies the non-logic of it -- he steals $100 from one shop, and $100 from another shop.
But that still wasn't my point.
The way the question was phrased, the answer can only be $200.
It's a trick question, phrased in a way to get logic-centric people to make the mistake of thinking logically.
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100.
70 - worth goods
30 - cash
charges: robbery and shoplifting among others (I guess)
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I can't remember whose face is on the $100 bill, so I can't answer in a fitting manner.
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Benjamin Franklin. Now, what's your answer?
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It can't be Benjamin Franklin, because someone said it in a bulletin board on the Internet.
If [edit] you're Peter is [/edit] not counting funds returned to the store as non-stolen, which [edit] your Peter's [/edit] phrasing implies, it's $200.
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I will accept your solution if you give me half of your answer!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Half of the answer is 21.
Do you want that converted to Euro from 1924 Reichsmarks, or 1980s Italian Lire?
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I said converted to; that's nothing to do with what collectors might pay.
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In that case pay mi directly in Rechsmarks - 21. In 1s and 5s please...
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Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Euros only, as per our iron-clad agreement.
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Franklin, I don't know.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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What was actually stolen was $100.
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I'd say 170$. 100$, as 70$ return to the shop but other 70$ in goods go away. They cancel each other out.
100 were of the shop to begin with.
70 is the value of the goods the thief took, without paying good money.
The change doesn't count as it affects only the implementation of the money exchange.
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modified 20-Feb-17 5:48am.
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According to complinated sums, the thief get's away with $100.
Action Thief Till Goods
Start 0 0 0
Theft 100 -100 0
Goods 170 -100 -70
Payment 70 0 -70
Change 100 -30 -70
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