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"NO INMATE ON FILE BEARING THE NAME VILMOS"
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Yet.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: NO INMATE ON FILE BEARING THE NAME VILMOS
You would not find him in jail, but at GinHub. This spelling is called the hungarian notation.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
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Perhaps you should have checked at the ASPCA or other a shelter?
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Quote: You can access the lookup tool at specific times:
12:00am to 11:45pm, Monday to Friday
12:30am to 11:30pm, Weekends
For more assistance, contact us by phone
It's a website! How the heek I'm not supposed to use it 24/7? Do they have people the info is sent to and who then look it up on paper?
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Probably, they are a government department after all! 
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Not such bad availability
it'll get worse when they go w10: "24/7 before Tuesday, after that: not so much."
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Looks like regularly scheduled maintenance intervals. 15 minutes on weekdays, 60 on weekends. 
It'd be interesting to see if it'a actually always down the interval, or just that they're not promising anything during that time period.
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--Zachris Topelius
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Thanks Griff! Exactly what I needed. No hit in that database though.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Bear in mind that it might not include federal facilities.
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Like Guantanamo?
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Give this a try: Instant Checkmate | Background Checks, Arrest Records and Public Records[^] - it's surprising what it can find, apparently!
[edit]
Forget it - they want money for the report before you are even sure it's the person you wanted, ratehr than someone with a similar name and state.
[/edit]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
modified 23-Feb-17 10:06am.
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Living in NYC is indistinguishable from incarceration, but with the disadvantage that you don't turn up on any search engine (unless you're the tweety type), and nobody gives you food for free.
(with apologies to the OP, sorry about your loved one's misfortune)
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I'm not sure that's quite true: you get better food and medical care in prison!
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Tis true![^] 
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Well, given the numbers involved[^], you're right not to try to do it by phone.
I love this statement to bits:Quote: In the last forty years, incarceration has increased with rates upwards of 500% despite crime rates decreasing nationally.
Hey, Mycroft, can I borrow your clue bat[^]?
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Who thought that imprisoning criminals leads to a reduction of crime? He must be crazy! 
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
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* I'm a puny punmaker.
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..that is not what it is saying; crime is going down, and yet there are more criminals locked up.
Which is not surprising, given the monetary incentive 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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If a criminal is locked up he isn't able to commit crimes, thus the decrease. It just means that police forces are better at jailing criminals before they can commit a relevant number of crimes.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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den2k88 wrote: If a criminal is locked up he isn't able to commit crimes, thus the decrease.
First part of your argumentation is incorrect. You can commit crimes while being locked up. You are also assuming that crimes are mostly committed by repeating criminals.
den2k88 wrote: It just means that police forces are better at jailing criminals before they can commit a relevant number of crimes.
..we simply shipped our criminals to the US.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: You are also assuming that crimes are mostly committed by repeating criminals.
Not a bad assumption in the US, at least according to this link.
Recidivism[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: ..we simply shipped our criminals to the US.
What!? Don't tell you know who or he'll try to build a wall around the dutch 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Foothill wrote: Don't tell you know who or he'll try to build a wall around the dutch
The Dutch have already built one wall; all <you know who> needs to do is to flood Belgium and Germany, and they'll build the others themselves.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
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If he is not a US citizen I would contact his citizenship's embassy.
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