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He doesn't have any stripes, so he must be a follower.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yay Kornfeld! Sheep Power!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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On a previous car of mine the forgot to tighten the bleeding screw after changing the brake fluid
At first you don't really notice it if you're driving sensibly, since cars tend to have at least two brake circuits, but sooner or later you run out of liquid...
I never even got an excuse, just a lot of excuses, if you get my drift.
But I made sure they lost a lot of customers on that mistake.
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Oil is even better. This happened to a friend and the police just had to follow the trail to find out whom to send the bill for cleaning a few miles of road.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 27-Feb-17 5:57am.
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Its revenge for all those software bugs you missed. 
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A few years ago, the idiots changed the oil in my car, but failed to tighten the filter properly. The first I knew of it was when the "oil level" light came on. Luckily I was near a garage at the time...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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And for this excellent service they charge more per hour than I do... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I kinda like whales, they're big an majestic and they sing.
Sheep on the other hand I will avoid ... 
How you could ever mistake a whale for a sheep is beyond me ... 
![Sheep | [baah]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/sheep.gif)
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Quote: Fortunately, I don't drive cars fast - motorcycles are a different matter
Sure.
I worried every time I have had my bike serviced.
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OriginalGriff wrote: You might want to stay away from South Wales for a few days
Golly, that's the worst typo for "decades" I've seen in da... deco... a long time.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Please, check the wheel itself and the studs for the lug nuts -- those often get mangled when a wheel is loose like that. You may need a new wheel and new studs for it to bolt on with. If you can, don't trust the shop that did the mistake to assess the damage -- replacing the studs is a painful, expensive job on most cars, so they may try to opt out of that repair even if it's needed.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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A slender face card in the upper case? You may need these to solve this clue.
(8,4)
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I don't wear hats.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Thinking caps
Slender = THIN
Face Card = KING
Upper-case CAPS
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Is the correct answer - well done
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He can't be vinced.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You have no idea how totally appropriate that is today.
Marc
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Game over man, game over - RIP Bill Paxton ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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He'll always be Chet to me.
veni bibi saltavi
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Must put Independence Day out of my head
Must put Independence Day out of my head
Must put Independence Day out of my head
Must put Independence Day out of my head
Must put Independence Day out of my head
Must put Independence Day out of my head
Must put Independence Day out of my head
Must put Independence Day out of my head
Must put Independence Day out of my head
Must put Independence Day out of my head
Must put Independence Day out of my head
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I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hope this helps.
veni bibi saltavi
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Yup. Remember the good, not the godawful.
This[^], too.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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