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That did it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well, at least he didn't need to implement a B-Tree! 
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Yeah, I was going to post that a couple of weeks back, but I decided not to. Now that it seems to be a broader event, I figured I couldn't ignore it.
Time to brush up on my CompSci 100 stuff. I might go down there soon. 
TTFN - Kent
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WTF ?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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God bless the US security forces, protecting people from bad code!
Actually, "security forces" sounds a bit harsh: too militaristic and nasty.
Let's use a softer term that suits them better, and shows that they're there to help people.
How about Security Services?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Should've just asked him where he stands on tabs v spaces and gauged the level of vitriol.
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Or 1TBS vs the wrong indent styles.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Jeremy Falcon
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So what do they do with proctologists? Do a reverse-probe?
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the 28-year-old software engineer had left his home in Lagos, Nigeria
The border agent probably wanted to know why his $10,000,000 of unclaimed inheritance money hadn't been deposited into his bank account.
Marc
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I have to wonder what they ask a proctologist to test their knowledge?
"...JavaScript could teach Dyson how to suck." -- Nagy Vilmos
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The border agent's skills are being seriously underused:
Either he knows how to balance a b-tree himself and should be a developer,
or he can ask a technical question to which he does not know the answer and should be a project manager.
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AI bragging rights in playing Nintendo's Super Smash Bros. game were supported by the fact that AI played the game using deep learning algorithms against ten highly-ranked players. The AI came out on top against every one of them, said New Scientist. That's one way to stop AI from taking over the world: distract them with Nintendo
But then the Nintendo machines will rise...
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It's only because AIs aren't held back by the need of twenty-three fingers to do combo moves.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Agile frameworks like scrum, lean or kanban are widely used across many industries. Each has its own focus, features, process, benefits and drawbacks. Here is a quick comparison to help you decide which will work best for your next project. Pick the purple one
Or the one with stripes
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yup.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Agile is about team management, not project management.
Agile is about team management, not project management.
Agile is about team management, not project management.
Agile is about team management, not project management.
Agile is about team management, not project management.
Agile is about team management, not project management.
Agile is about team management, not project management.
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I feel like you're trying to tell me something. Could you be a little more clear? 
TTFN - Kent
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It is in manager-friendly format, I/e the same obvious thing repeated over and over...
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Agile is weapon for project managers and upper management and has precious little to do with actual team management.
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Amazon is reporting “high error rates” in one region of its S3 web services, and a number of services going offline because of it. "Brush off the clouds and cheer up"
But yet Amazon itself is fine. Don't they use their cloud services?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Don't they use their cloud services?
that would be the ultimate Irony, finding out they use someone else's cloud service 'just in case'
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It's probably revenge from parents whose children's personal details are being made public from S3.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Or CloudPets trying to hide the evidence. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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