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Little birdie in the sky
Dropped a turdy in my eye
Gee I'm glad that cows can't fly.
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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when cows get sick they can project ....
and after eating clover even explode (but not so much in the manner holywood movies portray)
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
But never seen her bear.
The boy stood on the burning deck
Whence all but he had fled
Twit!
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I'll stick with the classics:
My nose, my nose lived dangerously
Its courage was no stunt
And, during the war with Germany,
It was always out in front
But when the war was over
And when we'd defeated the Hun
Suddenly, for no reason at all,
My nose began to run
Gunner Milligan, 954024, 56th Heavy Regiment Royal Artillery, D Battery
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Esaw Wood sawed wood.
Esaw Wood would sell wood.
One day, Esaw Wood saw a sawer saw wood
As no other wood sawer Esaw Wood saw would saw wood.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Ooh! Tongue-twisters!
Try this one:
Quote: 吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮，
不吃葡萄倒吐葡萄皮
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mary had a little lamb
that tasted good with wine.
And everywhere that Mary went
the lamb she was sure to dine.
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I'd rather have eyes than a nose
I'd rather have fingers than toes
As for my hair
I'm glad it's still there
I will be awfully sad when it goes
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There goes the way to Codeproject
Where technical articles are perfect
Where machines understand languages
And human effort is due no wages
The mighty Bob keep eyes on all
Gladly stuck in his left corner
He would update the weekly poll
And take care of the lonely hamster
Alas, this little piece of poetry
though written with heart is sunshiny
But had my rhymes sounded better
I would not be a coder but a famous writer
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A pretty girl, in a skirt,
Did a somersault
But at the halfway point
Wardrobe sigsegfault
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Roses are stupid,
And violets aren't blue,
The answer to life and everything,
Will always be forty plus two.
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Roses are red
violets are blue
Poetry is hard
Bacon!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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As the numb feline predator and an immortal once stated: it's better than fading away; but it's exhausting. (4, 3)
It's been a while since my last CCC, I hope this meets the standard for such clues...
..but I think it's quite easy (of course) 
modified 21-Mar-17 6:12am.
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I know his name.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I said it isn't too difficult 
I'll give you the prize as soon as you provide the solution
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Burn out?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Correct, Sir, you are up tomorrow! 
Could you provide the explanation, in case anyone else is interested?
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As usual for a CCC, It's A Kind of Magic[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Are you trying to say "Gimme the prize"?[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Las, nobody can, but whatever happens, the Show must go on !
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