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( please see soapbox to discuss politics behind this)
I have visions of trump walking around the deck of the ship these missiles were fired from, pointing at the empty, smoking, missile-launchers, saying "you're fired".
modified 6-Apr-17 22:08pm.
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You made Herself laugh!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That sounds like Trump, but I would not have thought that the Governator[^] would let him use his jokes. And no bonus points for literally firing the terrorists at other terrorists.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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So says The New Whole Foods Encyclopedia.
Now, just think a bit about that subject line.
Folk remedy...
...jetlag...
Riiiight.
Marc
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In my opinion, Mary Ann is more effective than Ginger. ![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
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Like more alcohol is a cure for a hangover.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Mary Jane is more effective than Mary Anne!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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So is sleep.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: So is sleep.
sleep is a folk remedy???
the years have I wasted on that one...
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Touché! 
Jeremy Falcon
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So is not flying in the first place.
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Marc Clifton wrote: Riiiight
Shows how scientific YOU are !
Turn on the logical reasoning section of your brain.
Think back a hundred and fifty years or more.
People were doing garlic and ginger.
Now think of our modern day lifestyle and habits, which have removed nearly all vestiges of garlic and ginger.
Okay scientist, here's your question: Was jet lag more prevalent then, or now ?
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C-P-User-3 wrote: our modern day lifestyle and habits, which have removed nearly all vestiges of garlic and ginger.
Speak for yourself! They are both definitely staples in my larder.
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Garlic in mine too... ginger is better in the fridge 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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To be honest, it doesn't really last long enough to go off, or even noticeably soft ... I like ginger, and use it in Indian, Indonesian, and Chinese food so storage isn't really a problem! 
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C-P-User-3 wrote: Now think of our modern day lifestyle and habits, which have removed nearly all vestiges of garlic and ginger.
I'm guessing you've never had a Chinese/Thai takeaway?
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Definitely more prevalent then. Absolutely. Otherwise, why would they have thought up the remedy for jet-lag?
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Did they have jets a hundred and fifty years ago!?!  Wow, where have I been? 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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You must know that 'jetlag' is used here as an euphemism for 'vampires'. The communists in eastern Europe would never have admitted that vampires exist, so garlic had to be useful against something that demonstrates progress and socialistic achievement.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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We are still folk and we can still brew our own remedy - even Student's Coffee (coffee brewed with coffee replacing water) can be regarded as folk's remedy despite Universities as we know them being relatively recent.
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I knew it would come to this...my ibil starts complaining about the degrading internet browsing experience on his 6 y/o laptop. (even though he runs virus scans daily, and defrags his hard drive every week!) I tried everything to help including spending 3 hours cloning the hdd to one of my spare ssd's (same capacity) only to find that the laptop wouldn't even recognize the ssd in the bios. 
This led to the inevitable conclusion that the only solution was a new laptop, which is where we are now...and I am being summoned by cell phone and multiple text messages now because he has questions.  Keep in mind that he knows that I am at work, but then again, it's nothing new as he usually calls during work hours...it must be great to be retired! So, here's what I have to look forward to when I decide to call back:
0: help him answer those difficult setup/registration questions (timezone etc.)
1: help him connect to the home wifi
2: get a remote desktop connection to get office 365 installed and configured (including email accounts and that stupid comic sans that he insists on using)
3: i'm quite sure he forgot to get his internet favorites and outlook contacts so it'll be another remote into the old computer to get those onto the usb drive
4: transfer pictures, contacts, favs, etc. from usb drive
5: answer a ton of questions since he's going from Win7 to Winten
Basically, it'll be no less than a two hour ordeal I'm sure with lot's of downtime so I can hear all about the latest doctor visits and how great and extraordinarily talented the grandkids are. 
This is all compounded by the fact that he's an obsessive/compulsive prick who will insist that everything be exactly the same as it was before. As an example of what an arrogant a$$ he is, consider his drink of choice: 'Bombay sapphire with a splash of grapefruit, in a short glass with 3 olives' (apparently, it's not an easy drink to make since he usually sends the first one back)
Before I could post, he called back. Luckily for me, he had already gotten it on the network, so it was just two hours with remotes to both laptops telling him when to move the thumb-drive from one to the other...(yes, I tried via intranet, but gave up quickly) It was only two hours, with a half-hour wasted trying different email passwords until we hit the right one.  Another half-hour was getting the slide-show background setup to his liking. 'here's me on the flight deck in 1970' and 'here's Anthony's graduation picture', and so forth...I really need a ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) ! I really hope I'm not the only one with an ibil like Eddie from lampoon's 'Vacation'...and to top it all off, the missus and I are going on a 7 day cruise the week after next with this guy! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: and to top it all off, the missus and I are going on a 7 day cruise the week after next with this guy!
Day 1: Push him overboard.
Days 2-7: Peaceful cruising.
Problem solved!
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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I used to have a friend who was a taxi driver and he wanted my help for free.
I said "We're going on holiday next week - can you take us to the airport and then collect us when we get back?"
He looked shocked and said "No, I'm too busy and I could be taking paying fares!"
I replied "Which is exactly why I won't help you for nothing!"
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At least your friend had a skill that could be traded...my guy's got nothing but an oversized eqo that somehow enables him to be completely apathetic with regard to my time/resources. Now, I'm working late to make up the two hours I lost. Well, at least everyone else is happy....almost done anyway! Cheers! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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