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Sorry, fella. That's a picture from the Amazon warehouse.
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Huh?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I think he's talking about tall women with big boobies, but you can never tell, with him.
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The offline installer. A download of almost 50Meg.
Installation fails because it can't connect to the Internet.
Do these morons even know what "offline" means?!?
How about "air-gapped"? Do they know that one?
And bugger Cisco, too, for making a plug-in that only works properly in chrome -- if the FF or IE versions worked, I wouldn't need chrome.
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I can kinda understand that one: a browser is designed to connect to the internet, so an absence of internet is going to be confusing for it.
It's not really Chrome's fault you are trying to do something totally offline with a online tool! 
Did you check the portable version?[^] - I haven't, but they may help.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: It's not really Chrome's fault you are trying to do something totally offline with a online tool!
Then why the faarrrkkkk do they create an offline installer?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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So that if you are on a machine with no browser, you can install one to get started - remember, that's why Edge / IE is there: so you can download a browser that works...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Edge / IE
Nothing is so bad that it can't at least serve as a negative example. Looks like Mickeysoft now has specialized in that area.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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OriginalGriff wrote: a browser is designed to connect to the internet
And what if he's connected to an internet, but not the Internet?
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Mladen Janković wrote:
And what if he's connected to an internet, but not the Internet?
Google is working on it. By entering every single internet, of course.
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* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Did you check the portable version?[^]
Quote: Online Installer: This is installer will download Google Chrome during setup
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OriginalGriff wrote: a browser is designed to connect to the internet
I hate to disagree, but a browser is something that is designed to render web content.
Connecting to the Internet is the responsibility of the owner of the machine and the network card/driver/software. If I thought that a browser had taken control of that, or even tried to, I would uninstall and blacklist it immediately.
I feed a browser HTML files, of whatever origin, and it displays me nicely rendered pages. That's its only job.
Half the help files in the world are now delivered and installed as locally-stored web content, which are accessed through a browser which renders web content -- much like word-processed documents are rendered through a word processor.
I'm not bothered about that, though, because any browser will happily display help files on air-gapped machines.
However, the cheery chaps at cisco decided to make a plug-in that only works correctly with chrome, and my customers want to use this plug-in.
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Methinks you misclicked and downloaded the online installer. The offline installer is 50Tb, to provide you with sophisticated technology and a stylish and lightning fast browsing experience.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I totally avoid all issues with Chrome by using only Edge! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Cornelius Henning wrote: I totally avoid all issues with Chrome by using only Edge
So you'll have scary stories to tell the grandchildren, around the campfire?
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I pulled and ran the offline installer just fine last week. I think you hit the wrong download.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Were you connected to the internet when you ran the installer?
The online installer is a whisker under 800k; the offline installer is nearer to 50Meg -- it's quite hard to get them mixed up.
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Aha!
That looks much better! I'll give it a try.
Cheers!
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How I Made My Own iPhone - in China - YouTube
Sticking it to The Man!  Gotta hand it to him, though, for the effort and success.
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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Sounds like a fun project, but of how many hours?
And then when you consider that the outcome is that you're stuck with an iphone...
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Sounds like a fun project, but of how many hours?
He said a few months, I believe. Highly doubt 40 hr weeks, but still some time was involved.
Mark_Wallace wrote: And then when you consider that the outcome is that you're stuck with an iphone...
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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