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They have to be dead before?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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OK, my loved ones can stay here on Earth, after they're dead -- what's the price for the rissoles who will be dead someday, so why wait?
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Loved and dead is a restrictive condition.
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Stars, quasars, and other celestial objects generate photons in a random way, and now scientists have taken advantage of this randomness to generate random numbers at rates of more than one million numbers per second. "They won't believe the man he could, but I'd choose starseed over nothing"
Kind of obscure, but that's where my brain went.
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Interesting.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Stars, quasars, and other celestial objects generate photons in a random way
No, they don't.
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Ah, assembly. Where all the pretense of high-level languages—the program structures, the data handling, the wealth of functions—gets stripped away. Fun? Assembly. Are we talking about the same Assembly? Fun?
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Call me crazy, but yeah, I find Assembly fun.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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You're crazy 
I mean on an abstract level, sure. It's a lovely challenge, and joyous when it actually works. But it's a write-only language. Debugging Assembler is low on my list of 'things I want to expose myself to'. And I have to admit I haven't looked at it since CPUs started going multi-core everywhere. I can't even begin to imagine playing with threading issues on it. More power to you. 
TTFN - Kent
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LOL. The thing to note is that commenting each line of assembly is absolutely, positively necessary. That is the real code.
Kent Sharkey wrote: And I have to admit I haven't looked at it since CPUs started going multi-core everywhere
Me neither.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote: commenting each line of assembly is absolutely, positively necessary
Truth!!
Been programming a PIC16 in assembly the last few days....
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You're batshit crazy, and so am I. Watching a 12 ms elaboration dropping to 4.5 ms (under the same circumstances) is amazing.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Three words that will strike terror into the heart of every parent: "Some Assembly Required"
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Three words that strike even more terror; "The condom broke"
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Assembly is where we learned to describe wtf our code is doing.
No-one learns that, any more.
Or they don't learn it the hard way, at least.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Assembly is where we learned to describe wtf our code is doing.
No-one learns that, any more.
Or they don't learn it the hard way, at least.
We only need to have a look to the QA 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Microsoft’s Joe Belfiore took the time to comfort those worried about the small presence of Windows phones at the event and Microsoft’s growing focus on iOS and Android devices. No, I think there's other reasons
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Hmm? Wha?
Did I just hear something?
Hmm?
Winwhat what?
Oh, I must have been imagining things.
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We're making the GitHub experience better beyond the browser with two releases—a new release of Atom with Git and GitHub Integration and the new GitHub Desktop Beta, completely redesigned on Electron. These releases will help you work more productively, wherever you work best with a streamlined experience across platforms. For those that don't like that icky CLI
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The hacking tool, developed by the US National Security Agency and called EsteemAudit, has been adapted and is now available for criminal use, according to security analysts. Gee, thanks for keeping us secure.
--edit
Hackers prime second classified US cyber weapon | afr.com[^]
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
modified 16-May-17 12:05pm.
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Here's a link[^] that's not to a subscription page.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Hopefully the folks that believed that Apple, Google, Microsoft, etc... should simply crack their own security measures for law enforcement now see the error of their ways.
Once a crack exists - it will be exploited by crooks. PERIOD.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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God Bless America!
I can't help but wonder if Fatty Kim III is the better option.
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