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A website that I put together for a non-profit emails me whenever there's an invalid page request or other weirdness. The original intent was to email me any exceptions that occurred as a result of my bad code. Instead, I get probably a dozen emails a day hitting common admin-y php docs, various js files, and other stupid things. Doing a reverse lookup on the IP's indicates most of these come from China. Implementing an automatic black-lister is on my todo list shortly.
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Sounds an awful lot like the messages I've been receiving although I haven't been able to track down whoever it is that's trying to access it.
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Did you know that this organisation exists?
Russian Space Forces[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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No matter how seductive all this military gear might be to the aliens, I think sex with them would be a mistake.
«When I consider my brief span of life, swallowed up in an eternity before and after, the little space I fill, and even can see, engulfed in the infinite immensity of spaces of which I am ignorant, and which know me not, I am frightened, and am astonished at being here rather than there; for there is no reason why here rather than there, now rather than then.» Blaise Pascal
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Why? Therer probably is not much going to happen afterwards. We could ask Bob if there is any alien version of a shotgun wedding.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's the "during" part I'd worry about.
cheers, Bill
«When I consider my brief span of life, swallowed up in an eternity before and after, the little space I fill, and even can see, engulfed in the infinite immensity of spaces of which I am ignorant, and which know me not, I am frightened, and am astonished at being here rather than there; for there is no reason why here rather than there, now rather than then.» Blaise Pascal
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I am not sure if you want to discuss this with your kid sister!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Sure, mention "having sex" is so terrible bad, much worse than mention atomic bomb etc. 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Naturally. Public mayhem and violence are traditional mass entertainments.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Should write faster programs or write programs faster?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Both or you're fired.
Kappa, or is it?
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If I write 'em faster than you, then YOU are fired!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Hah! I fired you both this morning!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I've dissolved this company. Everyone! Please find a new job.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Just don't board a plane, because when I press 'fire' you would not want to be in one.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Watch out when you press that red button. Planted a surprise in your hand kit 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Did you sabotage this console[^] or this one?[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Did you sabotage this console[^] or this one?[^]
Both. & This[^] 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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megaadam wrote: YOU are fired!
thanks for keeping the 140 character limit.
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If i fire you both i am faster
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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One should program slower so that one can write faster programs in shorter time ...
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... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Should write faster programs faster.
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megaadam wrote: Should write faster programs or write programs faster?
Huh? "Write"? Who writes programs these days?
Jus cut and paste from CP/SO - faster then do yourself
If can't find codez or cannot work post request in as many forums as possible.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Some C code on this topic:
int main()
{
return 1;
}
This is the fastest program you can ever program, and you'll never be able to program anything faster.
PS: The fast majority of the people aren't slow.
I'm gonna build a wall around my cubical and make Mexico pay for it!
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