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Would need to sea it to fully understand
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Don't mean to brush you off, but I think you can easely draw your own conclusions.
/ravi
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I've got a fin if you'll put your nose back in the bottle.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Shamu'n you for whaling on us with these jokes.
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Your thoughts need a tuna-up.
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covfefe!
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Is that despite the constant press coverage?
This space for rent
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No, just despite the constant negative press.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: covfefe!
Fake news! Fake news! ADS!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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This is unpresidented!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Are you programming in lolcat[^] again?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yes.. that was a few weeks ago.
She was diagnosed last Autumn and the cancer progressed quickly.
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While she died awhile ago, there were questions on if it was due to cancer or substance abuse.
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Thanks for posting! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Do you call that standard orbit, Mr. Sulu?
Really the best view of the planet ever!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Anyone lived there? Have an offer of a well paid job there, even though I already have one here, I'm tempted to make the move. Was in Stockholm for the last Black Sabbath gig there, loved it to visit, just curious if any CPians have experience of it as a place to live and work.
I'm particularly interested in the English speaking expat experience, obviously. Although I have the very best of intentions vis a vis integrating with the locals, I'm long enough in the tooth to know that's not always how things work out...
Re:winters, I'm Irish, so long winters aren't really an issue for me. TBH I fear the light, my skin is nigh on translucent, so eternal night sounds kinda fun...
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Mel Padden wrote: Re:winters, I'm Irish, so long winters aren't really an issue for me. TBH I fear the light, my skin is nigh on translucent, so eternal night sounds kinda fun...
Sounds like you fulfill all the stereotypes - for a vampire. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Sounds like you fulfill all the stereotypes - for a vampire.
Or DevOps.
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Just sayin', as much as I would like to be bronzed and sun-kissed and all that, I tend to turn more of a lividly lobsterish red-pink upon exposure to anything more UV-radiant than an invisible-ink detector. .... It's bad, I can't even watch Baywatch without slapping on the Factor 50.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Mel Padden wrote: I fear the light, my skin is nigh on translucent, so eternal night sounds kinda fun...
You don't sound like Gollum, my precious...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You shouldn't have any problem getting around using English at least. While the experience of Swedes speaking might not be the most pleasant a majority will be able to communicate at a reasonable level and for most tech companies it's a demand that they can both speak and read.
It's an expensive city when it comes to housing and difficult to find a place to live so you should probably check that out too.
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I live in Stockholm and have done so for almost 18 years, but I'm born and raised in Denmark. It's like most big cities in Europe. Swedes are generally welcoming towards European immigrants, and most people speak really good English. Being Irish, I don't see that you should have any problems.
As for the weather: Yeah, well, what can I say. We do have winter, not necessarily LOTS of snow - even though that happens as well - but it is relatively cold half the year.
Eternal night: For that, you have to go approximately 600 kilometers further north than Stockholm.
Does your company pay your stay, because housing is VERY expensive here???
Lastly: Seeing that I'm working here as a programmer, I'm quite curious to know what you consider a "well paid job"??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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