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ROTFL. I have to remember that catch line (mental note to self : it does not work with men).
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It's Austin - imported liberal insanity.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: called me a terrorist.
Given the beast you drive, it's not surprising, I suppose, that some are downright terrified.
I'd say, mission accomplished.
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No, I just wanted to see if the troll would show me her tits.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Prevent a rock from edging the paving. (9)
(There may be some delays in responses, this morning is quite busy...)
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Kerbstone.
Prevent - Kerb / curb
rock - stone.
... and a Kerbstone is the edge of a paved way.
Andy B
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I was looking for CURBSTONE, but KERBSTONE is a variant spelling and I'll allow it.
You are up tomorrow!
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KERBSTONE sounds more ... concrete. And more german.
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Ve are not tryink to be German!
(Don't mention ze war; I did vunce but I tink I got avay vis it.)
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OriginalGriff wrote: Don't mention ze war
Tom Leher sang: We taught them a lesson in 1918,
And they've hardly bothered us since then!
-- MLF lullaby
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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painfull[^]
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It's
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this
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slow
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access!
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Virtual 56k modems ought to be enough for everyone. If not, Microsoft will easily find a good use for your bandwith and data volume.
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56k modems? Luxury. We used to dream of having 56k modems!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I can offer VT100 terminals with selectable 75 baud or blistering 300 baud.
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Do not forget that in the age of 56K modems there were no Twitter, Facebok, Youtube and so...
Everything has a price
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: there were no Twitter, Facebok, Youtube and so... I would not miss them... and neither most of the fancy crap webs need to load that actually bring nothing but delay and bandwidth consume without any improvement in the functionality
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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You make it sound so tempting ... I've probably still got a dial up modem somewhere ... Hmmm ...
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