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OriginalGriff wrote: I don't recognise umlauts! You are a master of the obvious
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I knew I was a master of something!
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Nope, all I get is "The Internet is a great place and free thanks the Ads Please disable ADBLOCK"
And when I get that kind of pleading, it's normally because the ads are inappropriate, overused, or unpleasant; or the content is rubbish. And no, I don't disable uBlock to find out ... sites like this one earn the right to be in a White List - my default position is "earn it, don't expect it".
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Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Anonymous
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Cheese and sauerkraut, suboptimal mix.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Oi, stop plagiarising my wurst joke! :P
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Sounds like it's a deep crater, guv'nor, but it's completely clear (7).
Evident
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
modified 27-Jul-17 2:54am.
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Soapbox.
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Excellent... But, sadly, wrong.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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I hoped so, I did write a random answer once before and sadly got it right.
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Got a roomba?[^]
So, not only do they spread doggy-do over everything if they find it, they also spy out your house for the maker. Still don't want to push a Hoover about?
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Like uncle Owen said, let's bring that thing to Anchorhead and have its memory wiped. Take care of that first thing in the morning.
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It's WiFi enabled - they already have the data...
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No wonder the stormtroopers know which door to kick in. (Wave hand) 'These are the farmers you want to barbeque!'
modified 26-Jul-17 4:37am.
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Amazing. It knows the password too
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I assume users provide it when they install so as to map the room better and provide more efficient cleaning. I dunno - I don't own one, because I have a cat and I'm pretty sure the two would not sit well together...
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Don't have one either. Not to sound sexist, but the missus already has the room layout sorted, so the ol' fashion Roomba works just fine....
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At least those cats here[^] have no problems with them. The house mappers should have more problems with the cats constantly redirecting the robots.
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My favorite is this one. The only thing missing is the laser.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Can I sell my house plan directly? Any one to buy here?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well, not to me anyway - but then, I'm not one of Our Lizard Masters so I don't need it to direct the Mind Control Ray accurately.
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I can't understand why anyone would buy this.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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...to work on my SQL Express Agent project (and soon to be article). I've made significant strides in the last week - the UI closely resembles the agent editor that lives in SQL Server Manager, with allowances made for the fact that it's intended to create agents for SQL Server Express (which doesn't support agents at all).
Each agent can have multiple steps, and each step can run either a query or a SSIS package.
After months of working with Qlikview, I'd thought I might have lost my C#/WPF foo, but it came back strong.
I wish we could post images...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 25-Jul-17 17:47pm.
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Full steam ahead, Cap'n !
«Differences between Big-Endians, who broke eggs at the larger end, and Little-Endians gave rise to six rebellions: one Emperor lost his life, another his crown. The Lilliputian religion says an egg should be broken on the convenient end, which is now interpreted by the Lilliputians as the smaller end. Big-Endians gained favor in Blefuscu.» J. Swift, 'Gulliver's Travels,' 1726CE
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