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Too expensive. You need to practice moar[^].
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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We need an island somewhere we can dump them. And leave them to it. They can farm, make their own society, whatever they like. Just as long as they f*** off and leave decent people alone. 
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We tried that already, several times.
Since we all know black holes are actually portals, we should send the B-ark to Sagittarius.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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The Dutch tried it did they? Where did you send them?
We made the odd decision of sending them to a paradise, New South Wales.
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..ehr, we gave 'em a letter of marque and titles, and did not keep track where they went much. In a similar way we lost track of New Amsterdam, but according to recent news it is a flourishing town by now.
Can't do that with modern criminals though. At least not until we're really going to Mars
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Did you send criminals to New Amsterdam? Didnt know that.
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Change your definition of criminal. Any heathen is worth money to the right ship. Any drunk from the street will do.
Where they gonna run when they wake up the next morning, miles from the coast? There's no telling what we shipped, the only thing we do know is how to cook a great tasting dodo.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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But Britain did deport criminals en-masse to australia.
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Offtopic:
Are you having problems with your signature? It is several lines big, but nothing inside.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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No, Chris banned my signature because I put a 'boycot Israel' link in it.
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Yes they would.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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megaadam wrote: Yes they would.
if they could, but they cant so they shan't?
signature Format in progress .....BAD BLOCK DETECTED....BAD BLOCK DETECTED...
Format failed: Too many errors.
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...but they don't, so they won't.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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And cue running and yelling 'it's alive, alive, alive I tell you'
Sorry I mean:
Hi All,
It's Friday and I have completed the hardest bit of a side task for the project I got lumbered with...hmm is this feeling going to go away?
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Yep.
09:00 Monday morning. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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glennPattonWork wrote: and I have completed the hardest bit of a side task for the project I got lumbered with
Perhaps yes, perhaps no. Murphy? 90/10?
Have a nice weekend.
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It's Friday, you are at WORK, being PAID for what you do... that's good!
Hope it continues well, the feeling of having accomplished a positive result.
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Probably more like this[^].
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If...
Old Elon Musk had a farm
Would his horses go "AI AI Oh" ?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
modified 15-Sep-17 5:37am.
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If a mathematician had a farm, would his horses go "e i e i O(n)"
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You're cosine me to smile
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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You're going off on a tangent.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My minds divided as to whether I dare add my two cents worth.
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You're all unforgivable siners
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You're being a little obtuse aren't you?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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