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If he spent all his cash, it is EOW for the Missus as well.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Maybe, but her EOW would be A LOT less painful than his. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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"... so now I'm praying for the end of time..."
-- Meatloaf
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I just can't figure out why anyone would want to predict the end of the world.
Get it wrong and you look like a complete pilchard.
Get it right and you can't pick up your winnings from the bookie - worse still, you don't even get the chance to say "I told you so!"
It's a lose-lose scenario.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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David Meade is a blundering dunderheaded idiot.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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54th? wow, congratulations)
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I grew up in a religious family and there was a guy at our church who claimed to understand all of the signs of the end times. I always found it funny that the scriptures say that even the angels in heaven and Jesus don't know the time or day, but some random guy has it all figured out!
Then again, maybe he's God and the joke is on us.
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Quote: I though redshirts always died. Wink | 
Not always, but mostly ... see Redshirts
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Redshirts don't just die. The reincarnate as Klingons or Nazis and later go on to make soundtracks for movies: Basil Poledouris[^]
I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
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I wonder if they spotted that? Star Trek Discovery.
Watched it. Very underwhelming. Why did they have to change the Klingons? Again? What purpose does that serve but to disconnect the universe continuity. Further, it was all FX and action and oddly placed flashbacks. Not great, bit boring. Still, might be better when they get to the Discovery and Jason Isaacs - a great actor.
Still think The Orville is better.
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(By accident?) I watched The Orville - a knockoff series.
A good starting scene is followed by two more episodes of near complete predictability and childish dialog.
What comes to mind? Millennials, this is for you!
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So it wasn't just me? Lots of funny once dialog replicated three or four times. I give it maybe 6 episodes, and it's done. Sort of an unfunny Galaxy Quest.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Maybe they had a bunch of actors lying around with no work? Why not make another remake, of a remake, of a remake, of a remake?
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eh? didn't catch that, could you repeat it please.
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I don't think it is: I think it's a offshoot, of a reboot, of a remake, of a remake. It's bound to be different from the original, if only because our user interface technology has vastly surpassed the Original Series UI of clunking individual switches, and having anything worse than ours would be totally unbelievable1. And having aliens that look a bit less like a human in yet another rubber mask has got to be good - the original Klingons didn't even have rubber masks! 
Mind you, I haven't seen it yet, except for trailers.
1 - unless it had "iStarFleet" on it, in which case I'd prefer the clunky switches, please.
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OriginalGriff wrote: - the original Klingons didn't even have rubber masks!
So technology has put ugly lumpy-headed people out of work?
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No, Steven Seagal and Danny DeVito are still making movies...
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Havn't seen any DeVito lately,
Steven Seagal though, he's getting bigger. (lit!)
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I hear you. However, I am done with Star Trek. It is all just noise to me now.
So everything sounds like a remake of a reboot of a remake of a reboot - whether I am correct or not (probably not).
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OriginalGriff wrote: the Original Series UI of clunking individual switches
Wonder if a spoof of this would work? A bigger and badder switch for everything! Could call it Star Trek Clunkery.
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I was ok with it until I saw Michelle Yeoh get beat easily by a Klingon. Not an army of Klingons. Not a small band of Klingons. ONE FREAKING Klingon! Michelle Yeoh??? I don't think so!
On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright
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any comments on the Phillip K Dick's Electric Dreams?
(planning to binge watch later)
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