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Water slide! Yay! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Water slide! Yay!
Sure, imagine the water pressure needed to push you back up at the end of the day?
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Or a huge see-saw, preferably operated by a nice chick.
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That's going to eat into your living space: you will need two holes in the floor, or a very, very short "nice chick" who doesn't mind some nasty bumps on her head. Those are hard to find...
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Just upgraded the idea to a Pulley [^] type with two buckets. Now this needs very little space. Less space is good, I should have a bit of "access" to the chick on the other bucket. 
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You're going to need a "signalling system" as well, to ensure she is in her bucket when you jump in. Otherwise, we're back to the crutches again.
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modified 9-Nov-17 5:10am.
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No, the position of my bucket automatically conveys her presence , correct? 
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Not necessarily: if she gets out of her bucket and they are in perfect balance then yours will stay in the "living space" position until the system is disturbed.
Plus, you have a major disadvantage here: unless you want HR problems, you need both you and her in the "living area" at the same time in order to fully enjoy the situation.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Not necessarily: if she gets out of her bucket and they are in perfect balance then yours will stay in the "living space" position until the system is disturbed.
I think just adding a 1-2kg weighing stone to one of the buckets would fix it?
(Now it really feels like doing a quick fix on the code  )
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I'll just leave this[^] here 
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Not a fix, that's a bodge - how does she get "her" bucket back?
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does she really deserve a bucket?
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If she's prepared to put up with one of us lot, she deserves a bloody medal!
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Touché
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I can see you are applying Agile principles here in your design methodology.
Keep up the good work. At some future iteration you'll have this all just right.
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Thanks @OriginalGriff, i forgot the english word for that!
The fireman's pole is a huge improvement 
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But not politically correct! Why must it be a Pole? Can't it just as well be a Frenchman? Or a Mexican? Or someone from Africa?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Before it gets racist, let's just say person. A fireman's person to slide down... 
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... that really doesn't help ... 
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Well... the other useless ideas i had were not KSS...
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Just go ahead and tell us all your polish fantasies.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Well it could also be a Firefighters Dong to slide down...
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I mean you could also just invent a portal gun...
"Now you are thinking with portals"
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Great idea[^]
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