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By only possessing an app-free flip-phone, whenever asked for help on these hand-held hellions I point out that I don't know how to because my phone doesn't do that.
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And how often are you tempted to flip it open and say 'Beam me up, there is no intelligent life here'? 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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That can't be a new tweet, or else he's recycling his own. I've seen this 10+ years ago, and also remember it was attributed to him.
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No, I'm sure it isn't a new tweet. I'm late to the game...again. 
But, it is still funny.
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Quote: No, I'm sure it isn't a new tweet.
My inner engineering nerd is raising a red flag.
The tweet IS new. The content is recycled!
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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LOL I can feel my nerd-power surging!
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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They are not even called phones, cell phones or even mobile phones nowadays - they are now called mobile devices. They are tiny, very powerful for their size, computers that just so happen to have the ability to make phone calls.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: They are not even called phones, cell phones or even mobile phones nowadays - they are now called mobile devices. They are tiny, very powerful for their size, computers that just so happen to have the ability to make phone calls.
I have forwarded your message to Mr. Stroustrup.
He is working on revoking all your access -- to everything. 
Oh, he can do it. Everything underneath the Internet is built on C++. 
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Right. And apparently some manufacturers consider such ablility almost irrelevant.
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Are Tourists in Cuba usually Havana good time?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Did you just Castro that one out there to see if anyone would bite?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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not that bad, give that man a cigar
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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thanks, you know, sometimes you just jump off that cliff and yell "Guantanamoooooooooo".
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Egad. Are you going through a missile crisis?
/ravi
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I think so, it's good that you peso much attention to this.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Dunno 'bout good, some would say it's a rum thing.
/ravi
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WHAT!!! The boat people have rum???
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We need more proof, I think.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Only an infidel would ask such a thing.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Is Bacardi someone who had their aged checked before being served rum?
Is Mambo what you call a single mother's boyfriend?
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One of your better ones
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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after you have enough caffeine to apply gaussian sharpening to any lingering smudged edges of dream, spend an hour on CodeProject, send hate mail to advocates of waterfall-development, and perform your haka warm-up [^] before entering the scrum octagon: [^] ?
«While I complain of being able to see only a shadow of the past, I may be insensitive to reality as it is now, since I'm not at a stage of development where I'm capable of seeing it.» Claude Levi-Strauss (Tristes Tropiques, 1955)
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Jeremy Falcon
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