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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Well, this belongs in the SB
Really? In grade school we used to practice this particular motive on the chalk board. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: he could at least say they were eyes
or headlights. you have so many more options at your disposal with boobies.
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Is the pilot's name Richard, and is he very tall, by any chance?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Then it was something like his family crest? Maybe, but those pilots tend to be the short jockey type. I tried to sit in a Tornado [^] once and felt like a cork in a bottle.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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When I was sat in the pilot's seat of a Concorde I noticed a distinct lack of headroom. Luckily, I didn't have to fly it. They must have used shorter pilots for them. I really miss the Concorde. 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Why are people getting so worked up over an extra tall cowboy hat?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Why at all? Yes, it's juvenile, but no reason to get out the torches and pitchforks. Let him sweep the runway with a toothbrush. Twice, if it must be. Then he will have learned his lesson and there is no need to hang him.
Americans. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Just one creep at the concert? I would think there would be a plethora of creeps groping women (and men) at that concert.
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While rappin about puttin a cap in the ho's head?
How appropriate!
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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Ah, the ballad he has, that one always makes me cry...
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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But he's such a nice young man, I'm sure he doesn't mean what he raps about...
[for those with a challenged intellect or personality disorder that necessitates twisting what others say - the above is satirical in nature]
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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What you're doing Mike is applying reason, intelligence, and logic in a place where those traits don't fit in. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Yeah, I think it's a lack of coffee.
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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who?
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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The specific area for vehicles outside the office complex reads:
Visitors | No Employee Parking
So, I put my vehicle there and then got a "Bad Employee" email stating its No Employee Parking there.
I replied back with a copy of my golfing scorecard to prove I'm a double-bogie king.
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Parking -- double bogey king
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That's not even worthy of a groan.
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Hence none was supplied.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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He will soon be fired,must take a job that involves flipping burgers and guess what he will then claim to be?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Good one! As they say at BK, I got it.
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jeron1 wrote: Parking -- double bogey king
He who laughs last ... has to have the joke explained.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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MacSpudster wrote: Visitors | No Employee Parking
Just swing that stick around --> Visitors No Employee Parking
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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