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Great! Now send me the 3D model and I start printing when I come home.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I would only use the Death Star tree topper if it had the ability to explode in dramatic fashion on Christmas day. 
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I can arrange that, but spectacular explosions have a high potential to ruin first the house, second the holiday and ...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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CodeWraith wrote: spectacular explosions have a high potential to ruin
Of course they do, and I was joking. 
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How about a weeping angle, just to give the Doctor fans something to keep an eye on.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Not only is it bigger than it was - half the damn screen in landscape mode - but it's taken a major set back in usability.
The swipe version doesn't appear to work as a swipe keyboard (certainly not in Chrome), and you can't select text properly any more.
On a hardware keyboard, you hold down SHIFT (with or without CTRL) and you press Right or Left repeatedly. And you select a word, or several words.
Not on this stupid piece of QA reject software. As soon as you press a second key, the SHIFT or CTRL (or both) is switched off, despite you still pressing the key.
You can't even type two upper case letters in a password without CAPS or press SHIFT, press A, press SHIFT, press B ... and consecutive punctuation? Same again...
Why? ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) knows.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Attitude, man, attitude.
Since they got it on your machine (implying you're OK with them owning you), why shouldn't they play around and use you and hundreds of millions of others as their Community Based QA Team?
It's a new take on 'a million monkey on a million typewriters for a million years'. Eventually you'll all find all the bugs - in time for Win XI .
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Eventually you'll all find all the bugs - in time for Win XI
I like to see an optimist! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I've been watching spinning dots on my main development box (Windows 10 obviously) for an hour or so and it's still at 75% after restarting twice! 
I'm not complaining, just warning others that if you have some serious work to do, you may want to put this update off until you have plenty of time.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Buy an SSD already 
modified 19-Nov-18 21:01pm.
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But it already has an SSD...and it still took over an hour!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: you may want to put this update off until you have plenty of time.
I don't think you get to make that decision - I know that I didn't! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Working on an update?
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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charlieg wrote: Working on an update?
You mean an update on the update? If so, then the sucker managed to finish after about an hour. Then after logging back in, I am presented with 'We have updates' and have to wait another 5 minutes until I can use the computer. (It usually boots to usable in < 30 secs.)
The only thing broken (afaik) were hklm registry permissions that apparently WU keeps resetting for me as I've had to fix them after every major update. 
Other than that, no problems.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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(Almost a programming question.)
Most of my current work involves ETLs moving data from place to place (currently in SSIS  ).
Often that means copying files from place to place -- primarily copying from NAS to local disk, but also extracting from a ZIP or TARBALL to local disk.
Sometimes it means determining which of a group of files is newest and giving it a generic name when it's copied -- e.g. foo_2017-12-10.csv ==> foo.csv
I find myself on the brink of defining a file management scripting language so we can describe the desired action in a high-level way.
Among the various techniques we've used so far include:
0) Using SSIS' built-in file handling component which is very limited in its abilities.
1) Writing a C# script and either:
1.1) Using System.IO.File.Copy and its ilk.
1.2) Using a System.Diagnostics.Process to execute COPY and 7ZIP commands .
What I've come up with so far is beginning to resemble LISP.
EXTRACT ( COPY ( NEWEST ( LIST ( DIR ( "\\serverx\widgetco\" ) , "foo*.zip" ) ) , "foo.zip" ) , "foo.csv" )
There are several other features I am considering, particularly only copying a source file when it is newer than the file currently at the destination and raising an alarn if it's older.
I need to be either pushed over the edge or pulled back.
Do I need to proceed to develop this thing?
Does anyone out there know of some existing tool (with API so I can integrate it into SSIS) that already does this sort of thing?
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I vaguely remember a Microsoft tool called BizTalk that could be used for developing routing for files. The idea IIRC was to enter the CRM market.
They used to have a trial edition for this, so testing it should not cost anything out of pocket.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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You could call PowerShell,if you are on 2012r2/2016 windows server...
Best option for working with Files in SSIS - SQLServerCentral[^]
You could store the processed file names in a db or log the errors to a txt file...
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
modified 10-Dec-17 14:18pm.
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Sure, but I'd still have to implement a higher-level language, and I'm not about to do that in PowerShell.
And we already log to a database.
To be clear, I have very little experience with PowerShell. However, the idea of using PowerShell as the front-end might be worth investigation.
Edit:
Looking into developing cmdlets now -- it may be the way to go.
modified 10-Dec-17 15:25pm.
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Whoa man you're over thinking this thing. Get a grip man this [^] is what you need!
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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I began working on PIEBALDBASIC a few years back, before common sense called a halt.
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Common sense or hair lose?
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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I don't anticipate hair loss. My father still has his in his 80s and his father had his into his 90s.
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I was thinking more like pulling it out due to frustration?
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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Nah, I give up pretty easily.
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