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It is. Thanks.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I hope everyone has a damn fine time! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: huge piss up
That happens to me when I drink too much water.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I try hard to urinate down - gravity, you understand.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I try hard to urinate down
Boring! 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Is this more your style?
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I never knew they had cameras in that bathroom. I feel violated.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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You shouldnt drink too much. It is not good for the health, but also for your life (like driving and bad reputation). It also destroys the lever and brain...
I am sorry for that - but it is the truth 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Quote: lever and brain...
The brain is gone.
The lever, well... 
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I thought you were going to give us the 50 ways to love your lever.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Nope, I just miss my missing spleen. 
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My dear departed father believed in the healing powers of a glass of whiskey every day. He lived to the ripe old age of 98. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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If nothing else it gives you something to look forward to, which no-one has ever said about a glass of water each night!
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Water is dangerous stuff! It should always be diluted with alcohol to prevent internal rust!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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W.C.Fields wrote: I don't drink water. Fish ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) in it.
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He also lamented: "Who pulled the cork out of my breakfast?!"
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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When I get to 90 I am going to start a cocaine habit. I might not last long, but I a going to go in style!
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KarstenK wrote: It also destroys the lever and brain...
In martin's case, that an improvement.
I'd rather be phishing!
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KarstenK wrote: You shouldnt drink too much.
There's the part that's important.
You ought to note that they're both Aussies - so by and large, any damage that could have occurred is considered a patriotic gesture and long overdue.
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Thanks Captain Obvious.
Don't worry, border-control has been notified. Your passport's no good here.
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[rant]
I left my computer running last night with about a dozen or so browser window instances - all related to stuff I'm currently working on. Nothing bookmarked - I don't want or need these permanently; when I'm done with this part of code I'm working on, it could all disappear from the face of the Earth as far as I'm concerned. But still useful as references as I'm working through some stuff.
During the day I also installed that Windows 10 patch that came out yesterday. When I came back to the computer this morning, it had rebooted (no surprise) and, in an attempt to save me some time, all 12 or so browser instances were reloaded.
All pointing to my home page, about:blank. 
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Makes me remember this : [^] 
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