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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Before anyone suggests that it was my car,
I was thinking it though...
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Yeah, I'll bet he hit 150 going downhill and yours could do it uphill, right?
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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You forgot:
d) I usually chase the police, not the opposite.
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That'll make them wonder!!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Are you sure? Maybe the white car IS your other car[^]
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Is it time to consider arming the police with these?
Ad astra - both ways!
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As long as the "average" citizen can also be so armed!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Have you ever hit anything with one of these? 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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My only experience with weapons is using an M-1 carbine on a firing range (in the civil guard in Israel). Even there, my score was terrible. 
Ad astra - both ways!
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It may have been some time since I last practiced with such a weapon, but believe me, hitting a fast car would be a stroke of luck.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Not at all. Granted the window of opportunity would be open for much less time, but a skilled marksman could easily hit anything that big. Hitting the driver himself would be harder, but still possible.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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With a rifle? Sure. But not with any sort of unguided anti tank rocket. Shooting the rocket straight at the approaching car could work, but you get only one try.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Well shooting twice is just crazy!!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Obviously the solution is to follow the lead of the police in Dubai! They had to purchase super/hyper cars to keep up with the rich kids driving them over there (source[^]).
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Taxpayer: oh happy happy joy joy
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I don't believe they have federal tax on income in the UAE. Their government is rich enough to not need taxes. 
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Correct, but I meant the "follow the lead" part, thus my remark was aimed at those poor empoverished US citizens ... if you follow my lead ... 
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Ah alright, yeah, all good then. 
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You're forgiven (this time)
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RJOberg wrote: Obviously the solution is to follow the lead of the police in Dubai! They had to purchase super/hyper cars to keep up with the rich kids driving them over there
Getting the cops faster cars is just asking for trouble. The solution is much simpler, given that no car can outrun a radio.
Decades ago police gave chase to a speeding idiot inside city limits where I live. And by city, I mean a small town of less than 10,000 at the time--this didn't take place on a 4-lane highway, but main street. It ended with a dead pedestrian--incidentally the mayor's nephew. It didn't take long before the rulebook on police pursuits were changed in Ontario.
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dandy72 wrote: The solution is much simpler, given that no car can outrun a radio.
Clearly a DeLorean can. 
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If you have that DeLorean, you won't be able to reach 150mph without running into...lets call them "side-effects"...before you even get there.
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Quote: “It’s extremely reckless, especially with people who haven’t been trained to drive at those speeds,” Cooper said.
Says it all - anyone can floor it but if you can't control the vehicle...
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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