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LOOK BUILDING
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
BUILDING WHAT?
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I'm sorry, The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal has eaten you.
Game over.
Your score is 12.
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Couldn't have done - I have my towel on my head and can't see him.
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You got me!
For your punishment you will be tied to a chair for 4 days and forced to listen to Vogon poetry recital:
Vogon's best poet: "Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"
No worries. You will be entirely insane after the first 3 hours. 
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Very interesting.
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I heard the first ever broadcast (I was at Uni) and they changed it for all the subsequent ones, probably so the BBC didn't get sued.
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glennPattonWork wrote: believed Chatbot
At least you are believed.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Perhaps it's because you used the right words but not in the correct order?
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Ah the 'Morcombe & Wise' effect (with Andrew Preview)
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And.. you want me to believe you are not?
Why the hell am I even talking to a bot!  
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But I'm not, I am a real person...
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return;[^]
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Considering the speed with which you post replies to Griff's puns, I have always dismissed you as a bot. 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I thought the Turing test was only offered in July...
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... that copying cells in Excel and pasting them as an "Enhanced metafile" in powerpoint or word results in a cropped image being pasted. Internet forums are full of requests for this being fixed and of workarounds with every combination of Word and Excel versions.
I wonder what my boss would say if I had not fixed a bug after 18 years.
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Rage wrote: I wonder what my boss would say if I had not fixed a bug after 18 years.
"Congratulations on your long service at Microsoft!"
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Life long membership in the Mickeysoft Club?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Have you seen Microsoft's bug list? It's enormous - beyond imagination (all products/divisions included), so I have been told.
I assure you that this bug will NEVER get fixed. It would cost more money to fix the bug then not.
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And have you saw that part of the list that full of real bugs but closed nevertheless?
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Microsoft will never fix any bug that will cost them more money to fix it, then if they didn't. As long as it does not impact overall product satisfaction and use.
....um, so they close them, or leave them open, doesn't matter - never gonna get done.
Simples
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Slacker007 wrote: Have you seen Microsoft's bug list?
I just can't resist.
The real question is has Microsoft?
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Rage wrote: I wonder what my boss would say if I had not fixed a bug after 18 years.
You fix every bug in your project? Is that the goal, delivering bug-free software? Or to make money?
It is not the kind of bug that hurts sales, does it? Is it the kind of bug that creates huge problems for users? No, doesn't sound like it.
If your project is as large as "Office" with the same turnover, you need a boss that can prioritize between real problems and stuff that is less important.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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