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Why the elephant is anyone taking nude selfies anyway??? Just look in the elephanting mirror and remember what you look like! What a bunch of vain sunshines.
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: Just look in the elephanting mirror and remember what you look like!
Goldfish memories?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Pardon? 
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: Pardon?
I may or may not have been pointing at you, but by Christ the young bastards can't remeber anything so would need to look at the photos to know who was who.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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You'll need to repeat that...
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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If there are any ladies reading, that are not on Facebook, if you send them to me I'll forward them to Facebook for you.
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I had no idea Facebook had the power to protect people from 4Chan, etc. Amazing. 
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This article goes contrary to the BBC one I read a few days ago, which mentioned that they're just using a simple file hash, meaning if there's a single pixel that's different, then the whole thing is useless.
Best way to prevent those kinds of pics from leaking out is still not to take them in the first place. Must be a generational thing. It has to be, since I don't even get Facebook to begin with.
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You REALLY do not want to see those pictures.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I just read about the MS usability fame here[^]
Well done! I guess it's a typical Microsoft thing. Though there's been a lot of improvements in recent times with OS & Cloud, Their billing system for Azure totally sucks.
1. There are a dozen places where you can check your current usage/cost and all of them are inconsistent. Their whole terminology of Billing Cycle dates, Bill generation date, Due dates Totally confusing stuff. (I mean on their Portal UI & their own executives confuse it so much)
Only on the final invoice it'll be readable.
2. You CANNOT know when they are processing your payment. There's been payment failures several times, from THEIR side. It's their own problem, it's not with our card/ bank account.
3. You CANNOT know if the current months payment has been successfully processed or not. 
4. You can only know if payment failed. You'll get notification through email But not for successful processing.
5. You CANNOT make payments on your own, like swiping your card by yourself to clear the bills.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
modified 24-May-18 8:37am.
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Vunic wrote: 3. You CANNOT know if the current months payment has been successfully processed or not. 
You will know when MDCS* knocks at your door.
* Moscow Debt Collection Service
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: You will know when MDCS* knocks at your door.
I wish I get to meet someone from their side, to land a couple of punches straight on his face.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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Very good! I will come when you have him or you will have to give him some feedback from me as well.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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Traps laid for tin god (6)
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Traps laid for
tin SN
god ARES
SNARES
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Correct of course. As I said. An easy one.
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I get the definite impression you didn't want to post another tomorrow! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You worship arse? That ... um ... explains a lot. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Don't at least some make you feel all worshipful?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Not if my wife is around!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Was there not some relation between peripheral vision and intelligence? I'm sure you do fine.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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SteveTheThread wrote: ...(6)
Vagina.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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