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If the current crop of new developers-in-training don't step up their game, I'm going to have to postpone my eventual death so that software gets developed...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
-- Charles De Gaulle
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Console yourself with higher consulting fees.
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I see you've already updated your car[^] to account for that. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Do you really think John would tolerate an unarmed vehicle with a max speed of 40 mph?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Unless JSOP has seceded from the Union and is now a sovereign power, he may find it a bit difficult to buy the really heavy stuff. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: JSOP has seceded from the Union
He's a citizen of Texas, so he's more than halfway there already .
Software Zen: delete this;
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He could get a working machine gun for less than he spent on his car. At worst it might have a hand crank trigger instead of a conventional one with a happy switch.
I know one person with the former attached to a Browning M1919, it limits him to 400 RPM instead of 600; but since sustained full auto will quickly burn out barrels anyway it's not that big an impediment to *bang*bang*bang*bang*bang*bang*bang* fun.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I was referring to tanks, cannon, etc. While you may be able to get WWII-vintage heavy weaponry in non-working order, I have my doubts of the legality of bringing them back to full working order.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Maybe you should have a hackathon in all its sense.
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I'm going to have to postpone my eventual death
Or go out a lot earlier so you won't be around when it all goes to hell
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What you want to happen is generally not what ends up happening.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The first victim after making contact with the enemy always is the plan.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I look upon this as job security and possibly a part time job to fund my retirement.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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Is a serial killer better or worse than a parallel killer?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Well he finishes one job, before starting another...
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Most killers probably don't have a standard constructor and therefore are not serializable.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Oh that was a baud one!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I enjoy your byting wit!
/ravi
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Stopbit Ravi you're making me blush. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Uh oh - are you seeing RAID?
/ravi
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but still much be careful choosing victims in case causes a dead Lach.
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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All I know is that I would rather be a cereal killer then a surreal killer.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Quote: cereal killer
Yeah! Stomp on those cornflakes!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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The parallel killer gets less resistance...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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