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Don't mention ze war! I did once, but I think I got away with it!
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They did get further in Russia than they did in 1942 I suppose.
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So what are England fans going to chant now? "Two world wars and one world cup! Do dah! Do ... oh, bugger."? 
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Once all the Germans were warlike and mean
But that couldn't happen again
We taught them a lesson in nineteen eighteen
And they've hardly bothered us since then
-- Tom Lehrer, MLF Lullaby
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Me?! You started it. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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We did not start it.
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Yes you did: you invaded Poland!
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Well, I'll just get your hors d'oeuvres... hors d'oeuvres vich must be obeyed at all times wizout question!
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So, two eggs mayonnaise, a prawn goebbels, a herman goering, and four colditz salads.
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- Homer
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Honestly, I'm the type of german who's not even givin' a damn... nor using the german virtue called "schadenfreude", which some off my compatriots showin' off.
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StM0n wrote: nor using the german virtue called "schadenfreude"
Boy, those Germans have a word for everything.
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Yeah... we're able to produce them on a whim 
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F-ES Sitecore wrote: Germans have a word for everything
Yes they do it's "Alles"
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F-ES Sitecore wrote: Boy, those Germans have a word for everything.
Not only that, but no matter how kind you think your children are, German children are Kinder! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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Do you think they might decide to march into South Korea? 
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After i read all replies just have to say, tanks alot, was very funny! 
But i have to add one more thing, a country built of statistics can not break the WC statistics that say the WC winner has to get knocked out in group stage. 
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HobbyProggy wrote: can not break the WC statistics
I knew they were playing sh1tty but I never thought they could fall that hard to break the WC
I'll go get my coat
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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 got me
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You'd think Germans would realize they can't win in Russia...
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Nobody ever accused spammers of having an IQ larger than their shoe size!
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Hi All,
Time for a moan, in the UK it's reasonably warm. So things start to go wrong, the M5 motorway which is breaking up is resurfaced, but the temperature for the Tar to set is too high so it doesn't. Rail transport my favoured mode of commuting (I'm not a great driver!) gets odd due to it being too hot(?) for some of the trains, rails buckle. Wild fires in the North. Lack of CO2 for Beer, Famine, Pestilence ... just to make you all worried. 
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Equally, we enter a state of emergency every time a snowflake gets sighted within the M25. The very existence of weather always seems to come as a surprise to the UK.
That said, I can't remember it being this hot and dry since '76 but at least that didn't come with a beer drought ... now, that's scary!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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What is exactly warm?
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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It's 28C\82F, and over winter we had at least an inch of snow. It's no wonder the country constantly grinds to a halt! No country could function under such extreme conditions!
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