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They were links to some fashion news...duct tape is the new rage I guess! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Oh  I have been in fashion for years, find a cheaper quick way to patch a (non-greasy) rain coat! 
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I believe the adds are individually selected. I see adds for a Swedish chain of Beds and linen suppliers.
If you see something NSFW, then perhaps you should shut off your internet connection BEFORE you start drinking... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Johnny J. wrote: If you see something NSFW, then perhaps you should shut off your internet connection BEFORE you start drinking
You don't tell me what to do, OK. I am an adult. My wife tells me what to do and our son takes care of my sleep schedule.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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lw@zi wrote: You don't tell me what to do, OK. I am an adult. My wife tells me what to do and our son takes care of my sleep schedule.
Thank you sir, for that!
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It's worse than that. Even if you do have an ad-blocker enabled, you'll still see content from "The Sun" - a rancid little tabloid that isn't worth the paper it's printed on. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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The punchline says it all:
Quote: The housing association landlord has since said management will consider allowing the residents to keep the pool if it is enclosed by a locked fence.
You couldn't make it up (and less you're the bloke who came out with it, of course).
Personally, I feel, that however little water we have left, burglars should be actively encouraged to drown in it.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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I'd be more worried of the tsunami.
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Lightning magnets as well.
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The owner probably has knives in the house too.
I'm waiting for the headline, "Housing officials kick everyone out of their houses, solving all problems."
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I last for 5-6 hours, then I wake up and go, get ready for work..
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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Depends on who is lying next to me 
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More than 15 hours alone. Less than 3 with.
I am not the one who knocks. I never knock.
In fact, I hate knocking.
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I know, I know, it can be exhausting … 
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RickZeeland wrote: Depends on who is lying next to me
Your Teddy bear, as usual?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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As long as the sunlight / cat will allow.
To bed usually around 11, up when the sun is above the horizon, or cat want something* - whichever comes first. Usually both at the same time.
Summer I'm often awake by 4, up by 5. Winter I get to sleep later most days.
* This could be food, more room (in which case he fishes about under the duvet until he finds my feet, then slashes wildly until I move), to use the litter tray (there is one in the bedroom and the stench could wake the dead - clean the tray as soon as it's used if you like breathing), to throw up (in which case find it, clean it, and use the carpet cleaner or it'll be hard and horrible by morning).
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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OriginalGriff wrote: ... in which case find it, clean it, and use the carpet cleaner or it'll be hard and horrible by morning
Oh I love that game! Wake suddenly out of a dead sleep in horror to the sounds of food/hair/mystery being horked up. Then play find the spots while half asleep and hope you don't step in it!
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That wonderful cold wet squelch between your toes that indicate you found it ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I like the depends on who is next to me. Actually that is fairly true. I do sleep better when dear wife(dw) is home. and when the dog is NOT in the bed. I get a vote on that. But Dog and DW always vote against me.
I am pretty protective of my sleep. In bed at 9 or 10. Sleep till 5 and up and at them. If I am woken up earlier or stay up later it isn't unusual for me to find a nap at noon and/or 4pm the next day.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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I'm VERY good in bed!
I can lie in it all day long if necessary! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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And how many of us saw "in" rather than "on" in the subject line? I had to read is a couple times before I saw "on".
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hehe
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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