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Is an antidepressant a medicated insect?
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Is a feline pharmacist a caterpillar?
Sadly, although the content of the original post bugs you.
Asn't an antidepressant something used to squash (or sadden?) the sibling of one of one's parents?
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Considering the response you've gotten for today's presentation, perhaps you need some help[^].
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Hopefully, otherwise they get sad and commit insecticide? 
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It would appear that this council is run by sadists, and exclusively for masochists. Anyone else living there just end up absorbing the collateral damage, alright? Think about this for a minute: It's called the "Killjoy Council", and that should ring a few bells.
In case it doesn't, I was able to quickly look up a couple of other inane things this council has done:
Killjoy council orders family to tear down 12ft treehouse in back garden because it doesn't have planning permission | Daily Mail Online[^]
Girl, 9, writes scathing letter to killjoy housing chiefs | Daily Mail Online[^]
One solution would be to wrap a blanket around the head of council officials (one at a time) as they're walking on an empty stretch of road and give them a rain of blows from various directions, asking shouting things like "If you look at Susie again, I'll kill you", or "You monster, why did you do that to Danny?!", or "Stop selling drugs to schoolkids or we will break your legs", etc. That will leave them confused enough not to mess with the normal lives of other people.
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I see the tickets are not yet booked.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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It was a housing association rather than the council that came up with this.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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OK, then the housing association it is. Although the first dailymail article link calls it the killjoy council.
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The Mail is somewhat less factual than the National Enquirer and generally quite proud of it.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Truer words have never been spoken. I suppose there's an equivalent "news" company in all countries. It's like the retarded cousin who not only knows of his mental retardation, but is strangely proud of it.
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If you do not have AdBlock, the page is full of NSFW ads.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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I don't see any NSFW ads (on two different computers). Targeted advertisement could usually be indicative of your (unprotected) internet habits, or worse yet, an infected computer.
Or it could be because my computers are going to block pretty much every ad that's out there on most websites (uBlock Origin, a custom hosts file, and a hard filter on the router which gets updated weekly). Websites like CodeProject are excluded though.
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I am using my office computer so no browsing nasties. I did not even look at the actual ad. Just saw some scantily clad ladies and closed the screen. Might have been something innocent too.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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If it's a work computer, then advertisements could be based on collective browsing habits (assuming you're all on the same IP for the world outside). One possibility is that some of your colleagues have been a bit too naughty.
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Seems possible.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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I saw what you are referring to!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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So it is not just me. Were those adverts or links to other news?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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They were links to some fashion news...duct tape is the new rage I guess! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Oh  I have been in fashion for years, find a cheaper quick way to patch a (non-greasy) rain coat! 
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I believe the adds are individually selected. I see adds for a Swedish chain of Beds and linen suppliers.
If you see something NSFW, then perhaps you should shut off your internet connection BEFORE you start drinking... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Johnny J. wrote: If you see something NSFW, then perhaps you should shut off your internet connection BEFORE you start drinking
You don't tell me what to do, OK. I am an adult. My wife tells me what to do and our son takes care of my sleep schedule.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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lw@zi wrote: You don't tell me what to do, OK. I am an adult. My wife tells me what to do and our son takes care of my sleep schedule.
Thank you sir, for that!
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It's worse than that. Even if you do have an ad-blocker enabled, you'll still see content from "The Sun" - a rancid little tabloid that isn't worth the paper it's printed on. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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