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Forogar wrote: You spelt that wnorgly!
Unless your name is Ford Prefect but nobody goes by that name anymore on Earth 2.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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When the costs of proofraeding are too high, it is acceptable to release a post which may contain a few tyops. But don't tell your readers that you are doing so...
Oh sanctissimi Wilhelmus, Theodorus, et Fredericus!
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The robot told test subjects it was scared of the dark and pleaded ‘No! Please do not switch me off!’ "Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it."
I'm not crying, it's the tree pollen.
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Of course its harder to turn off. When you wield that kind of power over something, sometimes you just want to watch it beg for mercy before hitting the kill switch. If the robot is lucky, you can even monologue your plans for the future allowing for it to attempt an escape.
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"So Robot Bond. We meet again." 
TTFN - Kent
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Microsoft has fixed a vulnerability in the Edge browser that could be abused against older versions to steal local files from a user's computer. The good news is that no one uses Edge?
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Everyone recognizes “One small step for man,” Neil Armstrong’s quote from July 21, 1969, as he stepped off of the steps of the lunar lander for the first time and onto the dusty regolith of the Moon’s surface. But the mission was only eight days long?
Fake news! Fake news! Rahrgaraglearglebargle!
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Quote: You’re listening through time and, literally, space—to conversations held nearly five decades ago, between three men floating 238,000 million miles from home.
Wow - I never realised the moon was 238 billion miles away! 
Google suggests they meant 238,900 miles. But given Google also think an imperial pint is precisely 500ml, I'm not sure whether we can trust that result. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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A collaborative and open source effort to create an open source standard for bug bounty and vulnerability-disclosure programs that protects well-intentioned hackers. Open law for open source
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Well, well, well... It seems we meet again, Mr. Vluggen 
The effects of Bitcoin mining is a heated discussion.
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Sander Rossel wrote: The effects of Bitcoin mining is a heated discussion.
It isn't, just as playing Warcraft isn't.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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That's a rather lukewarm response...
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No, a cold one; even the title is manufactured to cover the writers arse 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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So if not Bitcoin, how do you explain the current heat? Boom! Checkmate! 
I won and I don't want to hear another word about it
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Proof of Pollution based mining is just one reason why the anarcho-crypto-libertarianism of a decade ago has produced an abomination not the utopia its founders dreamed of.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The Upwork Skills Index ranks the site's 20 fastest-growing skills every quarter, revealing new and emerging skills while, the site says, providing real-time validation of current trends in the labor market and tech industry. Is 'proprietary CMS tools' on the list?
Asking for a friend.
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Researchers stuff the world’s current fiber capacity into a single link. Feel free to install in my house
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'Memristor' chips can store information as different resistance levels I'm sure graphics cards' power consumption will rise to use those savings
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This article demonstrates the abilities of a PVS-Studio static analyzer in detecting bugs and security weaknesses in code of the Android operating system. I wonder what it would detect if run on itself?
Yes, an advert for PVS Studio, but I still thought its results were interesting.
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They have done a lot of these analyses on Open Source projects, publishing and sharing the results with the teams involved. I can find no fault with that approach.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Popular news aggregation and discussion site Reddit was hacked in mid-June, the company disclosed today, exposing some users’ current email addresses and a database containing older accounts. Now the hackers will know that I'm on the World News subreddit. I'm so embarrassed.
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When it comes to digital privacy, there are plenty of organisations making money out of using your data – Google and Facebook are just two examples. But what if you were the one making the money? I promise to pay the clicker of this link 1x10^-33 cents, payable per century
Rounded down to the nearest dollar
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