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Cornea joke...so low key I almost didn't see it...LOL 
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Sniper comes home and wife asks "how are you doing ?"
He answers "missed you !" 
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Yeah, well - it's only murder if they find the body. Otherwise it's a missing person... 
Just leaving the thought out here for the rest of you... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Useful information 
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Not strictly true. We have had people convicted of murder in the UK even though the victim's body was never found.
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REALLY? Honestly, I've always been told that not even an identifiable body part (say a hand or a foot) is enough proof that a person is actually dead... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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It was a fairly well reported case, although more than 30 or 40 years ago.
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When the cops ask you what you call your wife in a bathtub full of acid, then don't say 'A solution!'
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: even though the victim's body was never found.
That happens here in the States on occasion as well. I assume anywhere really, that has a descent criminal investigation system will come across similar scenarios.
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I know pretty much all about DOS!
But what about all the DONTS?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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DON'T ask.
DON'T tell.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Are you feeling a bit integer today?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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megaadam wrote: But what about all the DONTS?
That's what your employment contract is for. 
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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After that, there are the WILLs and WONTs ... we're talking about TELNET, right?
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...She said: "It's in the large print section!" 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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haha? 
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I learn something new, every day. 
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645.5*
* Dewey Decimal Classification 645.5: Household Furnishings / Lighting Fixtures
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Fight complaint unknown cover (8)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Fight WAR
complaint RANT
unknown Y cover
WARRANTY
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You always solve these when I blink! 
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Stop.
Blinking.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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