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What you need is Picard's bookshelf and all you have to do is to say:
"Computer! I need three more of the 345 Tb WOM (*) prototypes. And Earl Grey. Hot."
(*) WOM = Write Only Memory
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Like all Windows Desktops, mine comes fitted with an infinite capacity WOM drive.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Really? WOMs actually only make sense in transporters and replicators. They do not actually have to be read because every bit of information is already quantum coupled with the Heisenberg compensators.
Poor old Werner is rotating in his grave now. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Poor old Werner is rotating in his grave now.
But we don't know which way...
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I think I can find that out. He was burried here in Munich. Now that I know where exactly he is rotating, I probably will have a hard time finding out how fast.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Tb, Tb? This thing a bytes not even Kb, WOM I always took to mean Write Once Memory, Write Only Memory would seem to a bit useless , I mean if you kannie read it, whats the point of writing it. Ask M$ about that 
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glennPattonWork wrote: I mean if you kannie read it, whats the point of writing it. Ask M$ about that
Maximum security. It actually was part of my scam to sell bad RAMs for a horrendous price. And since it will be kindof hard to prove that anything has been stored at all, we can also lie about the capacity as much as we like.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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glennPattonWork wrote: when you give out software keep a copy of what you have given (not only released formally) [![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) ]'s sake
Good grief. I can't imagine working in that situation.
Not to brag, but we have an automated build process that creates one or more .ISO files at the end that archives all of the source materials that went into the build. Every build, even interim and test builds, gets written to DVD. It may seem like a waste of time, but a couple times a year we end up going back to an archive disc(*) to check something.
(*) Yes, we have source control. The 'check' in this case is for something not included in source control: data files, external applications, some device firmware, etc.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Drunk Post Translator? I thought DD was busy persuing his political career... Clearly I was wrong! 
Or should I say:
ddrunk pots translator? ki thought DD was busy peruing his political career... clearly ui was wrong!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Incredibly (or not) I also though of DD... 
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I already did a few minutes before. I watched a video about Buzz Aldrin punching some guy who wanted to harass him into admitting that they never went to the moon. That was one of DD's favorite topics, but I believe he just did that to start a wild debate.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Well, there is also an Infomercial King around here that apparently used it fairly frequently.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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It is always better an infomercial king than an osmo...
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If they could translate "Drunk-speak" to English, they'd really have something. As it is, meh.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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In 200 years we will have an IA that will do it... meanwhile this is called coffee...
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Feeding coffee to a drunk doesn't sober him up; it just gives you a wide-awake drunk. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I was going to say that. They have the whole thing backwards.
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...documentary movies about more or less interesting people;
I saw this one just a few days ago: Becoming Bond[^].
To be honest, I've never been a great fan of George Lazenby's Bond, but this documentary is REALLY interesting and well made. I highly recommend it! It's very entertaining! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Collusion for policeman 1051 with mixed urban area (10)
Sorry - inability to count today ... 
Twice ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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modified 13-Sep-18 4:19am.
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Boontown ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Sorry, no - my bad, I misscounted.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Easy done - am I on the right track ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Bits of ... but you need a better map.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Complicity ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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